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    Today at 1:15 central time in Naperville Illinois, I will be no longer be able to impregnate my wife or anyone for that fact. Please someone out there tell this is no big deal. I didn't recieve much support at work, one women even joked that I would be half a man.
    I think I am doing the resposible thing. But shit, It's bad enough to get kicked in the balls, let alone sliced with a scalpel.
    At least I get to sit in my recliner all weekend with an Ice pack. That way I can have two beers going, one in my hand and another chilled my swollen BOYS.
    Anyone Else Do This! Please make me feel better. This is the only place I can show weekness.

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    Yah Wombat I have a bro in law that had that done to him, my sister and he had 5 children up to age 32 or so and just wanted to enjoy life after it. Not to be harsh on yourself and go for a 6th or the fact that my sister had complexities and lost a kidney. So that right there summes it up I think, she wasnt capable to have a 6th so they went that rought. So no worries man, well I can't say out of experience but they lived marrily ever after!


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    Wombat, just because you won't impregnate a woman after the vasectomy doesn't make you any less of a bro.

    That bitch who said that you'd be half a man should have her tubes tied.

    In pretzel knots.

    As long as you're healthy, that's all that matters, man. It's not like you're losing an arm or a leg, or your eyesight, or a vital organ.

    You're completely able to function.

    And dude, you've got the RIGHT idea about chilling out with your brews in the recliner. LOL. (Make sure to make your recovery time last. )

    Don't get down, because there are a lot of people who have it a lot worse. I know I'm not the one having the vasectomy, but I'd try thinking about how much worse things could be, just to try and put things in perspective.

    Good luck with the surgery today, man.

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    OUCH! I cringe when I hear about dogs getting neutered, much less a vasectomy!

    So, what'll happen afterwards, when you "resume relations" with the Mrs.? Do you "shoot blanks"? Guys like me gotta know!

    Ya oughta tell that co-worker that if her significant other had a vasectomy, he'd be with other women cause he wouldn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancies!
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    Look out for the old jittery surgeon who does this. He will probably lop the ol' dick smooth off


    Just joking,it'll be alright, hell at least it is not happening to me.



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    I had it done and believe me it's no big deal so dont worry about. Takes about twenty minutes or so, it's painless. The only thing you should feel is some slight pressure and maybe a cramp or two but that is about it. Afterwards you'll be a little sore but it's not that bad. I used a bag of frozen peas. It conforms pretty well to that area. And one more thing.....Everything is still the same when you have your big O.
    Good Luck!

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Wombat:
    [B] one women even joked that I would be half a man.
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    That is sad

    I think if your 100% sure, you're doing the right thing. Tubal ligations aren't 100% control. My first tubal didn't take and I almost bled to death, because I was so sure I couldn't be pregnant, so I had to have emergancy surgery and the whole procedure done again....which is silly because I still have a 1 in 500 chance of it happening again.

    Anyway...just wanted to let you know, not all women think like your co-worker.

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    dude, good luck man. everything's gonna be fine. the sex is the same, you just don't need to use a condom now. the cash you spend on condoms will pay for the surgery. (well depends on how much you... ya know )
    don't worry dude, and tell that bitch that her hubby cheats on her or something to knock her off her rocker.

    finally, this has got to be the funniest thread title this year. no offense, but it just caught me off guard to read that.
    good luck again, bro.

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    A bag of frozen peas!

    Oh well, whatever works.

    If it's really painless, then you have nothing to worry about. Good luck!

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    You'll be fine dude...be sure to tell us about it!!

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    God, All that worrying over nothing. Though my scrote looks like Count Dracula had lunch, It wasn't that big a deal. I feel great today, though yesterday I felt like I got kicked in the balls and that feeling after stayed for about 6 hours. I got to lay in bed with an ice pack drink beer and watch lots of basketball. I do have to go 6 days without an ejaculation, that worries me because I can't remember going six days without before since maybe I was 13 years old. And you all know what I am talking about. Thanks for the great comment and I think I will fire the girl who said I was going to be half a man. That will show her. Thanks Guys
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    Good to hear you're ok bro. Some brewskies, and ice pack, and bball on the tube? Man, you got it made (well, maybe except for the ice pack)

    Keep us up to date on how everything, uh, *works* out in the future, alright?

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    Wombat, you're from Lombard? I'm just north of Chicago...

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    5150, the VH tribute band, is playing at a bar about 5 miles north of you this Saturday night. You ought to go check them out!

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    Hey Lead, Where are they playing? I hope thats this coming Sat. and not the 10th. I am due to get out of the house.

 

 

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