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    Redneck Medical Terms


    Artery......................The study of paintings.
    Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria....................Back door to
    cafeteria.
    Barium......................What doctors do when
    patients die.
    Cesarean Section............A neighborhood in
    Rome.
    Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize...................Made eye contact with
    her.
    Colic.......................A sheep dog.
    Coma........................A punctuation mark.
    D&C.........................Where Washington is.
    Dilate......................To live long.
    Enema.......................Not a friend.
    Fester......................Quicker than someone
    else.
    Fibula......................A small lie.
    Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
    G.I.Series..................World Series of
    military baseball.
    Hangnail....................What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent....................Distinguished, well
    known.
    Labor Pain..................Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff...............A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid......................A higher offer than I
    bid.
    Nitrates....................Cheaper than day
    rates.
    Node........................I knew it.
    Outpatient..................A person who has
    fainted.
    Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis......................Second cousin to
    Elvis.
    Post Operative..............A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room...............Place to do upholstery.
    Rectum......................Darn near killed him.
    Secretion...................Hiding something
    Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
    Tablet......................A small table.
    Terminal Illness............Getting sick at the
    airport.
    Tumor.......................More than one.
    Urine.......................Opposite of you're
    out
    Varicose....................Near by

    [ January 07, 2002 at 10:34 AM: Message edited by: cloudieskie ]</p>
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by cloudieskie:
    Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.<hr></blockquote>

    LOL!
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    Those are funny!!!
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    Excellent!!!!!
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