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    I can't believe this piece of shit commercial I just saw on the E! Channel for penis enlargement pills. It looks all low budget with some hoebag sitting by a pool saying "take it from a penthouse pet, money, muscles and looks matter but size does too." Shit, after watching this I might become a Men's feminist.

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    I've heard that if you pull on it enough you don't need that stuff. Hell'uva lot cheaper, man. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Ya know, I heard that too a long time ago. I've been trying it for about 15 years now, but I just havn't seen much difference....yet. But, "if at first you dont succeed, try try again" That continues to be my motto on this matter. I have even been known to let other people try it for me. I think that works better, but I'm not sure. Anyways, I'll continue, as it seems to be sound advice. Cheap, and safe. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    I started working on it when I was 12 or 13, and it worked like a charm for a few years there.

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    Well, I should mention that I too noticed a difference the first couple years there [img]redface.gif[/img] Shit. lol!

    Actually, it kinda worked wierd on me I guess. I went wide rather than el longo. Mufugga'a like a tuna can.
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    also, it should be pointed out this entire thread is just flat out WRONG.
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    I fondly remember convincing a girlfriend back then about how proper nutrition would help her chest develop. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    [ November 08, 2001 at 09:28 PM: Message edited by: MikeL ]</p>

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    Damn, that shit worked?......you still got her number?
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    Neah man, that shit didn't work. Her tits never did get much bigger. But hey, she tried!

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MikeL:
    I fondly remember convincing a girlfriend back then about how proper nutrition would help her chest develop. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    Also, don't forget to let the gals know it's good for their skin. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Down In Flames:


    Also, don't forget to let the gals know it's good for their skin. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Dont forget good for their hair also!
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    "Dr. Gully's Throat Lotion." Helps cure sore throats, laryngitis, and all general gullet irritations. Multiple treatments recommended. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by OLO:


    Dont forget good for their hair also!
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    I remember one time when an ex-gf of mine was sucking me off and she was doing a really shitty job and I was trying to think of things she could do instead but at the same time I didn't want a handjob since that was something I could do myself. So I had this idea for her to jerk me off with her hand but to do it with a handful of her hair (she had pretty long hair but it was kind of uncomfortable since I needed to be really up close near her face so the hair could reach and I convinced her that lotion wasn't needed because the hair worked good enough.) She never thought of what would happen to the special sauce I guess and as soon I let it go she says, "oh jeez you stupid ass not in my fuckin' hair." I said "where'd you expect it to go, in your mouth?" She was a nice girl, she's a 5th grade teacher now. LOL

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    yeah, not gonna mess with nature on this subject, don't need it fallin off or anything, i hear that's a turnoff....

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Van Gully:
    "Dr. Gully's Throat Lotion." Helps cure sore throats, laryngitis, and all general gullet irritations. Multiple treatments recommended. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

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