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    Watch out, this ones a bit on the gruesome side

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    Thathas got to be the MOST disgusting thing I have ever read [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] ...........oh sure see who they try to blame it on?.....Where do these sick fucks come from??? Oh yeah, Germany....Damn I am getting kind of hungry
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    why the hell would you volunteer to be 'slaughtered'. Guess if you were suicidal anyway it might have some appeal. But CRIKEY!
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    hey, the link won't work for me and i have some morbid curiosity goin on..can someone copy and paste?
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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    You know, something tells me these fella's ain't quite all there in the head.
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    I'll email it AP, I didnt wanna paste the text as its a pretty grisly story, better let people make their own minds up if they wanna hit the link [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    ah jeez...now i'm really curious
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
    -Lewis Tully in Ghostbusters

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    Phone conversation:

    - Hi! [img]smile.gif[/img] Ya, um...I'm responding to your add for voluntary slaughter?

    - Yes sir.

    - Well, I'm interested and wanted to know the details please? [img]smile.gif[/img]

    - Ok, well, I was thinking maybe I could stab you about forty times then drain your blood slowly while you are stuck on a meat hook. I'd like to eat you for a couple years too if thats ok with you. Sound fun?

    - Oh joy!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] This is a dream come true!! Exactly what I've lived my entire life for. Listen, could we make a party out of it?

    - Sure, what did you have in mind sir?

    - Well gosh. You know, I was kind of hoping you and I could lop off my pecker and fry it up a little first, you know, really party.

    - I think we can do that buddy.

    - This is great. I'll buy a plane ticket tomorrow. Is this weekend ok for you?

    - This weekend is good.

    - Great!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] I'll see you then. Wear a bib!!

    - You bet. I'll make one out of your skin if I have any left over after making the lamp shades. See you then. I'll be hungry.

    - Ok then. A two hundred pounder comin your way!! Woo hooooo!!!!

    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    Wow.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    LOL!

    The uuuh...negotiations... will keep pychiatrists busy for years methinks
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    The weirdest thing is that the two men met, cut off the one guys penis and ate it together then he was cut up and eaten.

    What is the world coming to?
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Phone conversation:

    - Hi! [img]smile.gif[/img] Ya, um...I'm responding to your add for voluntary slaughter?

    - Yes sir.

    - Well, I'm interested and wanted to know the details please? [img]smile.gif[/img]

    - Ok, well, I was thinking maybe I could stab you about forty times then drain your blood slowly while you are stuck on a meat hook. I'd like to eat you for a couple years too if thats ok with you. Sound fun?

    - Oh joy!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] This is a dream come true!! Exactly what I've lived my entire life for. Listen, could we make a party out of it?

    - Sure, what did you have in mind sir?

    - Well gosh. You know, I was kind of hoping you and I could lop off my pecker and fry it up a little first, you know, really party.

    - I think we can do that buddy.

    - This is great. I'll buy a plane ticket tomorrow. Is this weekend ok for you?

    - This weekend is good.

    - Great!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] I'll see you then. Wear a bib!!

    - You bet. I'll make one out of your skin if I have any left over after making the lamp shades. See you then. I'll be hungry.

    - Ok then. A two hundred pounder comin your way!! Woo hooooo!!!!

    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    Wow.
    wear a bib..LMFAO!

    JMJ

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    Wow, I don't know what's funnier - seen's phone convo or Fab saying "penis". [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    You guys amaze me... What do you expect from a little country hellbent on world domination just a few decades ago, and settled for the largest exporters of "People-Taking-a-Shit-Caught-On-Camera" videos??? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]

    [ December 13, 2002, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: el_jalepeno ]

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    Interesting, to say the least... I'm reminded of the movie, "Cannibal! The Musical".
    "The common thing on governments as an institution is: they're all bad worldwide. It might be the only thing that binds all nations together: the incompetence of their governments. Look at the people who have been president in the US so far... could I DO ANY WORSE?"<br /> <br />~ Frank Zappa

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    I hope the guy had the sense to put down a drop cloth, or there's no way he's getting that damage deposit back!!

 

 

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