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    Happy Chinese New Year!

    I was informed that it is the year of the Horse, so to all you horse people, I send my love! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    People born in the year of the Horse are very popular for their cheerful disposition and are generally well liked and admired. They are skilled with money matters and good with their hands. Often Horses are wise and intelligent, harbouring talents in many fields and being extremely hard working. Horses, however, are also known to play as hard as they work!

    Horses are born under signs of elegance and ardour but under normal circumstances will come across as being very easy going and laid back. Get them worked up about something though and they are very hard to bring down again. Horses can be incredibly short-tempered at times, which may be partly due to their rebellious nature.

    Horses enjoy crowds and entertainment and are renowned for their talkativeness, sharp wit and taking pleasure in the company of others. Active and energetic, Horses generally have good dress sense and will often be found in theatres, concerts and parties. They have boundless energy and ambition. However, horses know themselves to be more cunning than intelligent and sadly often see themselves as being inferior to their peers. This often results in the Horse constantly changing his company for fear of being exposed as a fraud!

    Independent and individual, Horses also tend to be a little impatient about everything and frequently come across as being selfish. Some might see them egotists even, but although the Horse will only really concern himself with his own problems and successes, the outcome is invariably of benefit to everybody. Horses are also famous for suddenly losing interest in projects and areas of work as well as social circles.

    It is thought that those who fall into the year of the Horse will leave home early in life, being born to race or travel. Their yearning for independence and freedom means they need plenty or room to roam.

    Someone born under the sign of the Horse will be a stable and loving partner in love. Although they fall in love easily and may have several relationships before they find the right person, they will give up everything for love! Horses are seducers, often coming across strong at the beginning of a relationship. Unfortunately, they are burdened with many contradictions of character that leads them to crave love and intimacy whilst at the same time feel corned and pressured.

    In work, Horses make good scientists because of their honest and factual nature. A Horse never shies away from giving a direct opinion and is always a good source of reliable information. Their passionate roots lead them to success in fields of poetry too.

    A Horse born under the element sign of Fire are said to be blessed with great fortune or cursed with great misfortune, possibly even both.

    Horses are most compatible with Tigers and Dogs, but are hostile towards Rats. Goats and Pigs are also make worthy partners but it is with Dragons and Snakes that their passions can be aroused. Rabbits are good friends to a Horse but monkeys are best avoided.

    Famous people born in the Year Of The Horse include Ian Cuthbertson, Robert Wagner, Rolf Harris, Helmit Kohl, Clint Eastwood, Barbara Streisand, John Thaw, and Aretha Franklin
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    The Chinese Lunar New Year is the longest chronological record in history, dating from 2600BC, when the Emperor Huang Ti introduced the first cycle of the zodiac. Like the Western calendar, The Chinese Lunar Calendar is a yearly one, with the start of the lunar year being based on the cycles of the moon. Therefore, because of this cyclical dating, the beginning of the year can fall anywhere between late January and the middle of February. This year it falls on February 12th. A complete cycle takes 60 years and is made up of five cycles of 12 years each.

    The Chinese Lunar Calendar names each of the twelve years after an animal. Legend has it that the Lord Buddha summoned all the animals to come to him before he departed from earth. Only twelve came to bid him farewell and as a reward he named a year after each one in the order they arrived. The Chinese believe the animal ruling the year in which a person is born has a profound influence on personality, saying: "This is the animal that hides in your heart."

    Rat 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996
    Ox 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997
    Tiger 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998
    Rabbit 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999
    Dragon 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 2000
    Snake 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001
    Horse 1930 1942 1954 1966 1978 1990 2002
    Sheep 1931 1943 1955 1967 1979 1991 2003
    Monkey 1932 1944 1956 1968 1980 1992 2004
    Rooster 1933 1945 1957 1969 1981 1993 2005
    Dog 1934 1946 1958 1970 1982 1994 2006
    Boar 1935 1947 1959 1971 1983 1995 2007
    The pessimist says the cup is half empty. The optimist says it's half full. The pragmatist says its liquid contents are at 50% capacity. The ironist says its half full of air. The plumber says the cup must be leaking. George Carlin says the cup is too big. The Starbucks employee says its so you have room for cream. The conspiracy theorist says aliens took the other half. The baseball player says his cup is definitely full. MacGuyver says he can build a powerful explosive with it. The psychoanalyst says the cup is your mother. The punk sitting next to you also says the cup is your mother. The romance novelist says the cup is a willing receptacle to the wild gushing torrents of pure passion from the hard chiseled urn. The zen master says There is no cup. Pamela Anderson says her cups are definitely full. Me? Refill!

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    Wow! Hil, i didn't read that, but thats a lot of info. i'll read it later
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    Maybe that's why I've been craving some sweet 'n sour pork or chicken so much lately...

 

 

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