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    Good Enough rrussou812's Avatar
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    >INNER SKELETON----- A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in
    >Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was
    >carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade
    >earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled
    >from her body.
    >
    >FEMALE SOFA----- A 500lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital.
    >During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a
    >dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found
    >lodged
    >between the folds of her vulva.
    >
    >PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
    >lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her
    >privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife,
    >it was
    >revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent
    >hysterectomy.
    >
    >PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony
    >ass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around
    >with
    >concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his
    >anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and
    >pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's
    >rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
    >(Boy we live sheltered lives - thank goodness)
    >
    >BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of
    >severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they
    >would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to
    >help using a suction pump, but without success.
    >Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his
    >contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of
    >his cornea.
    >
    >OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State
    >emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.
    >The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her
    >head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that
    >evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept
    >under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act, she
    >had an
    >epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and
    >wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a
    >fork
    >and stabbed her in the head until she let go. [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]
    >
    >And you all thought your day was going bad!!!!

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    Eruption Mas Tequila's Avatar
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    Originally posted by rrussou812:
    >>PING PONG ANYONE?----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony
    >ass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around
    >with
    >concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his
    >anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and
    >pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's
    >rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.
    >(Boy we live sheltered lives - thank goodness)
    >
    Man, I thought no one would find out. This is embarassing. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
    Light em' up!!!

    "You can drink the water, but don't ya eat the ice;
    Take your vitamin "T" with salt 'n lemon slice!"

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    Sinner's Swing! Rick S's Avatar
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    most of those are urban legends.
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    Originally posted by Rick S:
    most of those are urban legends.
    Yea, but it's still d\funny crap (no pun intended) [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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