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    Romeo Delight
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    Overheard this today on the campaign trail.
    B= George Bush
    G= Al Gore

    B-'ballot or the bullet', but I won the 'primary'

    G-'the dream is over, right now'

    B-'i'm the one' that will win on 'judgement day'

    G-I 'feel your love tonight' but i am the 'man on a mission' to be on 'top of the world'.

    B-'jump' in a lake, you 'atomic punk'. It's
    3:16 and I hear the 'ice cream man' coming.

    G-'Once' upon a time, a 'dirty water dog' saw 'josephina''from afar'.

    B-I think you having a brain 'eruption' there Al.

    G-well 'someone get me a doctor', 'Jamie's Cryin' and I'm not 'runnin with the devil'.

    B-'without you' I 'ain't talkin bout love'.

    G-'Why can't this be love','poundcake'?

    B-'you really got me' in the 'pleasure dome'.

    G-if you didn't give me the 'runaround' and just 'spanked' me when I was 'on fire'.

    B-If we go down to 'Panama' and 'Dance the night away' my 'little dreamer', I might let you go 'in-n-out'...

    G-'when it's love''dreams' are so sweet.

    B-'Can't stop lovin you' pumpkin. you're the 'one I want'.

    G-'where have all the good times gone' honey.

    B-All our 'secrets' are 'doa'.

    G-so we should 'hang em high' in the 'cathedral'?

    B-'your no good' Al. I am 'outta love again' with you.

    G-when 'push comes to shove' i'll do the 'sinners swing' on the 'mean street' with all the 'beautiful girls'.

    B-'I'll wait' for the 'girl gone bad' and take her to the 'house of pain'.

    G-well I'm 'hot for teacher' so I can learn to spell potatoe !!!

    B-well 'light up the sky' my 'spanish fly', I'm lookin for the 'woman in love'.

    G-you'll 'hear about it later'..

    B- Monica told 'big bad bill' that she didn't like 'little guitars'.

    G-well she didn't have 'drop dead legs' or anything.

    B-'Fools', you know 'everybody wants some' . That 'romeo delight' is just a 'house of pain'.

    G-I was watching 'dirty movies', 'unchained' down in 'Cabo Wabo' last weekend.

    B-I've been there. This 'sucker in a 3 piece' left me 'black and blue' when I grabbed his 'source of infection'.

    G-'Finish what ya started' 'when it's love' because it 'feels so good'.

    B-'sunday afternoon in the park' is when I read my 'A Apolitical Blues' speech.

    G-really, I was 'AFU' after the 'tora,tora' party we had over at the 'intruder'.

    B-I had 'one foot in the door' and the bouncer said 'in a simple rhyme' to 'take your whiskey home'.

    G-I heard you were drinkin with 'top jimmy'.

    B-he wasn't 'good enough' and was 'strung out' and now he's 'doin time'.

    G-you can't have the 'best of both worlds' on 'summer nights' in 'amsterdam'.

    B-true, there's 'not enough' 'feelin' in this 'big fat money' over here on the 'inside'.

    G-Jsut don't 'take me back' to the 'Baluchitherium' George.....

    B-After I drank 'the seventh seal' and the 'aftershock' kicked in I couldn't 'get up'.

    G-'don't tell me..' when 'love walks in'.

    B-I am going to take my '5150' and put it in 'the full bug' and head out Al,

    G- 'Happy Trails' Geroge.

    B-aren't you glad we have those people writing our speeches.

    G-shit yeah, we make no sense here......

    Must be on some 'LSD' or drank the water here in Cabo and got the 'brown sound'.

    Boy, what was I thinking????????????

    Need some new VH licks to learn....

    kujo



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    That was fucking fantabulously great kujo!!!

    Rock on brotha!!

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    Awesome.

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    Dude, did he use every VH song title in that thing?

    Woah!

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    I think I used every title except, 'Cant get this stuff no more' and 'me wise magic'. Not because I chose to, I didn't have the BofVol1 cd case infront of me and just plain ole forgot.

    I am truely sorry and love those songs.....

    I should edit them in...

    Anyway, was bored yesterday and listened to the entire collection..........

    peace,

    kujo



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    LOL!!!

    GREAT work kujo, hilarious.

    Boredom is way underrated, man.

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