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    Ok since a few of us have a definite fantasy interest in the celebrity sexscapade arena, what would be your stage name?

    I'll be Jake Stone ala' Jake the Snake. I bet mom would be soooo proud. It would bring a tear to her eye.

    Director: "Yes, Jake it's time for your scene."

    Jenna J: "Hey Jake, you need to get undressed, I'm ready for our scene."

    Jake: "HANG on, it'll just be a sec."

    zipppppppppp........phapt!

    Jenna J: ""

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    Rod Dangle of course.

    How about Harry Ballsonya

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    I would have to either go with seenbad or the nookie monster

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    you ever hearthe thing about finding your porn name....take your pets name and put your mothers maiden name second.....that makes me..... "rock de norscia" hairy italian porn stud of course.

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    From what I remember, there's actually a formula to finding a good porno stage name.

    You take the name of your first pet, and then take your moms maiden name.

    My stage name would be Duke Strange.

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    If you're Asian, you could use.....

    Hun Lo


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    Dick Gozinya
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Top Timmy:
    From what I remember, there's actually a formula to finding a good porno stage name.

    You take the name of your first pet, and then take your moms maiden name.


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    So......then......I'm Crickett Davis. WTF? I'm a chick!? Well fuck me. Goddammit, the gene pool has dicked me again.

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    I've heard that formula TT, lol! - thanks for the reminda, I've been struggling to come up with one!

    According to the formula, mine would be "Max Rhodes". Not too flash. I've heard some beauties though using that formula, including yours TT! lol!

    Speaking of pornos, don't you guys think that "Push Comes To Shove" is the ultimate porno backing music? The intro is priceless!

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    I was always partial to Jack Hammer or Johnny Schlong...How about Max Deep...Tony Bone? Hercules Pounder?

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    Oh man

    Sambo Somerville?????


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    heh heh. Lets hear it for sambo

    I would put mine up here, but I'm pretty hesitant to put my moms maiden name up on the net since that is one of the main things asked for security checks along with a ssn.

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    Interesting point there seenbad

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