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    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    Most of the women I have been with are never affraid of my 12 inch love fest, of course I have to do them three times to give them that 12 inches

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    Is it detachable too?!?

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    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
    First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either.

    I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

    After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

    I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.
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    Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    yeah right dude...if your schlong was as big as you say it is, you wouldn't have to take part in the activity your username indicates you enjoy doing to pleasure a woman


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    Originally posted by Aquatic Punk:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    yeah right dude...if your schlong was as big as you say it is, you wouldn't have to take part in the activity your username indicates you enjoy doing to pleasure a woman
    </font>[/QUOTE]I don't know dude, I think that if you were hammering your woman with a bat all the time then maybe a little tongue is a welcomed relief.

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    Originally posted by ericgtr:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aquatic Punk:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    yeah right dude...if your schlong was as big as you say it is, you wouldn't have to take part in the activity your username indicates you enjoy doing to pleasure a woman
    </font>[/QUOTE]I don't know dude, I think that if you were hammering your woman with a bat all the time then maybe a little tongue is a welcomed relief.
    </font>[/QUOTE]yeah, well, i've got my theories [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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    Originally posted by Aquatic Punk:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    yeah right dude...if your schlong was as big as you say it is, you wouldn't have to take part in the activity your username indicates you enjoy doing to pleasure a woman
    </font>[/QUOTE]cuz a lot of 'em say...you ain't stickin' that fuckin thing in ME...holy shit...

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    Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Brett:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    VD? </font>[/QUOTE]lmao....noooo..... [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

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    I was nailin a chick back in the day behind her boyfriend's back because he was too big, it hurt her. I was just right. Kept her coming, both meanings

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    I had the reverse happen for me. I is big and her bf's was too small. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    you guys are making me insecure. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Rick S:
    you guys are making me insecure. [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
    Don't sweat it dude, I looked down and thought the little bastard was a hair until I peed out of it.

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    Originally posted by Axxman300:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by muffdiver:
    why are most chics so afraid of it?.....seriously.. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    Maybe because you keep it in a jar of preservative on your desk?</font>[/QUOTE]haaa lol.... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

 

 

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