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    1. A nice, healthy body. Feminists might place this one lower on the list, but a nice body came in at number one. The consensus was that "someone who is conscious of their body, is physically active and dresses for their body type" is a killer turn-on.

    2. Confidence. Need I say more? A person who projects true confidence is sexy. Period. False confidence appears rude and conceited.

    3. A good job. Though I groaned at this one, let's face it: Knowing that he or she isn't going to mooch off of your salary forever is always comforting.

    4. A cool car. It seems we haven't made much progress since the 1950's here. Still, some people noted that a funky new car design, a low emission hybrid or a big sexy truck could all be considered "cool."

    5. Fashion sense. You don't have to be a label junkie, but hot pants and cowboy boots aren't really appropriate for an office party. Vintage clothes and black everything seemed to be the safest bet.

    6. Nice hair. I'm sorry to say this rated higher than being considerate, but no one thinks a mullet is sexy anymore. Welcome to 2002.

    7. Good manners. I'm sure glad to see this one on the list. Being treated respectfully and watching your date treat others that way is the fastest road to Turn Me On City. Bossy, rude people aren't fun dates and definitely don't inspire you to make out.

    8. Scent. Smell can be an incredible turn-on! And though sometimes plain old chemistry is enough, you can't beat a good bar of soap and an expensive cologne!

    9. Lack of neediness. There's no surer way to lose someone than holding on too tight.

    10. Creativity. And not just in the bedroom! Creativity includes coming up with ideas for a date
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    What about a monster boner? This is a chick list on their top 10 for guys isn't it?
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    What about a monster boner? This is a chick list on their top 10 for guys isn't it?
    LMAO man! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    What about a monster boner? This is a chick list on their top 10 for guys isn't it?
    Yes it is a "CHICK" list....The reason MONSTER BONER is not on the list is because in reality it does not need to be a MONSTER. Ya see seenbad, only the first 4 inches inside the vagina actually have feeling and stimulation, so anything over and above that is just a waste of muscel tissue.
    So maybe # 11 should be... A TEENIE WEENIE!

    [ February 22, 2002 at 01:30 PM: Message edited by: Fabulous Shadow aka VHL ]</p>
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    What?! Bullshit. Chicks dig the hugeness. I'll take your word on that 4 inches deal since I've never heard anything different, but surely girth has a factor since popular opinion nowadays is "size DOES matter".

    Maybe just being built like a soup can is good enough?

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    That's why Campbells soup is Mmmm Mmmm good....
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    cream of seenbad is always on the menu. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    only the first 4 inches inside the vagina actually have feeling and stimulation, so anything over and above that is just a waste of muscel tissue.
    So I have to chop off 8 inches! I have a foot long!

    [ February 22, 2002 at 06:36 PM: Message edited by: EVH FANATIC ]</p>

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:

    So I have to chop off 8 inches! I have a foot long!
    Still got that bridge for sale, man?? [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    :set oneself up: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    What about a monster boner? This is a chick list on their top 10 for guys isn't it?
    Originally posted by seenbad:
    cream of seenbad is always on the menu. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    LMFAO!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Hey , we are going WALL TO WALL & BONE TO BONE BABY !

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    A boner ain't on the list, because it's a given.

    That's like saying pussy is a turn on for men.

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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    number one turn-off:

    black women with blonde hair.
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    What about being able to give great oral sex? (of course the taker must meet certain...ahh...factors)
    Just go for it!

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    1. Sense of Humor
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