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    Know Your State Motto
    > >
    > > Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
    > > Yet
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland
    > > Scum, But Leave
    > > Your Money)
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The
    > > Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our
    > > Tourism Campaign
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
    > > Brackets)
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    > > And Very Little Else
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    > > Right Here!
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The
    > > Right To An Attorney ...
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
    > > Surrender
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Tennessee: The Educashun State
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Vermont: Yep
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't
    > > Mix?
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
    > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > > Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
    Not true - maybe a little less than other states, but not cheap by any means!

    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
    Very true!

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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    Hey - Fab Shadow..... one word, and you're dead. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]


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    Originally posted by Wolfman:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
    Hey - Fab Shadow..... one word, and you're dead. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

    </font>[/QUOTE]Can I say it? LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
    LMAO! Can't argue with this one......

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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:

    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
    *hiccup* *urrrrp* [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    Know Your State Motto
    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
    Man, I have some catching up to do!
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    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
    Now THIS one I can identify with. I live nowhere near a river, lake, or stream, but I still have fuckin' huge swampy puddles in my front year from all the precipitation we've gotten this year. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
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    those were cool. nice dig angel! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right Here!


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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
    It's true.
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    Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
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    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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    Damn bastards want Toledo, they can have that swampland when they pry it from our cold dead fingers!
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