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    So I'm taking a break right now from cleaning the house, specifically the bathrooms. My wife tells me that she "gets turned on when she sees a man cleaning the house". Well, naturally, the night life around my house is more like a morgue than a 20 year old's bachelor pad.

    Anyway, my question is this: do any of the guys out there have ladies that tell them this crap? I mean really...you're telling me that you're more turned on by watching me scrub the porcelain bus than watching me in my natural habitat...

    A Lazy-Boy recliner, with one hand on the remote and the other hand on...

    my diet Pepsi!!! (what did you think I was going to say? Perverts...)

    I think my wife is trying to torment me. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img]
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    Wifey is right on!! It is the truth!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img] there should be a conversion table on the back of cleaning products.....certain amount of cleaning=a certain amount of sex [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img] there should be a conversion table on the back of cleaning products.....certain amount of cleaning=a certain amount of sex [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yep yep [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    women get turned on by the fact that you help them out. i read somewhere, that women are more likely to give sex to their mate when they help around the house.

    besides, there are far more fun positions to be done in the bathroom that on the lazyboy [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    JMJ [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    Yep, it's true... don't ask me, but even the psych books on women say their hormone factories kick in when a man helps out around the house.

    Not enough incentive if you ask me [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    It's all a conspiracy by women to try and fool us into domestic work.

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    LMAO!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Am I the only dude that understands this? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

    Come on guys - a motivated, hard-working guy is totally stoney to the ladies.

    Now dig this - do that shit without being asked - and...well, ladies, you know what I'm talking about, right? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]

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    I ain't doin SHIT! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] And I'll still get mine [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    I ain't doin SHIT! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] And I'll still get mine [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Now that's the life!!
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    My g/f will see me, from time to time, do some cleaning or cooking or something. It doesn't turn her on, mostly because I sincerely believe that she doesn't understand what the hell I'm doing. She just sits there, puzzled look firmly planted on her face, watching in amazement as I perform this bizarre ritualistic act.

    When it comes to the point where I have to clean something up, I don't care how much it would ever turn her on-she ain't gettin' any. Nothing kills my sex drive faster than doing that shit anyway.
    Don't bark at me...<b>I</b> didn't name ya.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by homeunit:
    It's all a conspiracy by women to try and fool us into domestic work.

    Fight the good fight men! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LOL! Homey, you stole my post!
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    I ain't doin SHIT! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] And I'll still get mine [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    word!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    nothing's more kinky in the bedroom than the dishpan hands that smell like pine sol. yowza!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    all i can say is cleaning sucks.

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    You know, one thing that is cool, is going over to another couple's house and hear the wife gripe about how bad her husband is. Stuff like "he never cooks, cleans, watches the kids..."

    That's good to hear because it:
    a) makes me look better in my wife's eyes
    b) gets me some extra brownie points
    c) causes my friends' wives to look at me a bit more attractively [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    ...and that's what true friendship is all about right?? Making yourself look better to your friend's wife?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Of course, I run the risk of losing my golf partner... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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    yes, that's exactly what it's about. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

 

 

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