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    A woman stopped at a pay-at-the-pump gas station to get gas. Once
    > she filled her gas tank after paying at the pump and started to leave the
    > attendant inside came over the speaker. He told her that something
    > happened with her card and that she needed to come inside to pay. She was
    > confused because the transaction showed complete and approved. She told
    > him that and
    > was getting ready to leave but the attendant once again urged her to come
    > in to pay or else. She proceeded to go inside and started arguing with the
    > attendant about his threat. He told her to calm down and listen carefully:
    > He told her that while she was pumping gas, a guy slipped into the back
    > seat of her car on the other side and he had called the police. She
    > immediately became
    > scared and looked out there in time to see her car door open and the guy
    > slip out.
    > The report is that the new gang initiation thing is to bring back a
    > woman's body part. One way they are doing this is crawling under
    > girls/women's cars while they're pumping gas or at grocery stores in the
    > nighttime. Then they are cutting the lady's ankles to disable them in
    > order to kidnap them, kill and dismember them. The other way is slipping
    > into unattended cars and
    > kidnapping the women to kill and dismember them. Please pass this on to
    > other women, young and old alike. Be extra careful going to and from
    > your car at night. If at all possible, don't go alone! This is real!!
    > The message:
    > 1. ALWAYS lock your car doors, even if you're gone for just a second.
    > 2. Check underneath your car when approaching it for re-entry, and
    > check in the back before getting in.
    > 3. Always be aware of your surroundings and other individuals in your
    > general vicinity, particularly at night! Send this to many girls/women so
    > your friends will not be the next one.
    > Thanks, Barbara Baker,
    > Secretary Directorate of Training
    > U.S. Army Military Police School

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    these guys should be used as target practice.

    where was this anyways??
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    Boy, I hate reading stuff like that. I guess it's necessary to keep yourself aware though.

    Thanks Angel. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by seenbad:
    where was this anyways??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] I'm not sure where it happened.....I got this from an email.
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:



    [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] I'm not sure where it happened.....I got this from an email.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    And we know those "chain" e-mails are always true! Still, it's a good reminder for anyone - man or woman - whether or not the gang part is true (remember the one about flashing the headlights?)

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    I'd suggest this is probably all BS - anyone remember the 'kidney thives' emails from about 3 years ago?
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    Oh yeah, the kidney thieves, who could forget ??!!

    Check out this link Urban Legends and it should clear up any 'misinformation' [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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    [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] guess you have to be a chick to get all paranoid and stuff [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

    Thanks for the link Dee:
    Humor section:

    Frog. If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the tounge, which is like the genuine one from the frog.
    INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG


    A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with high contractility. It can be played to stick the remote objects.

    Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is glued tightly and cannot be separated.

    If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap. After it is dried, it cab be used continously many times.

    The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per the black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture with your tounge of frog.

    The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it with two hands, then release one hand, throw it with full of your strength.

    No matter what you make a round ball, it will recover the original shape.
    CAUTIONS:


    Never throw out the other person's head.

    Keep away from fire.

    Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten.

    Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated.

    Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it.

    Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /><br />God Bless the USA!!!!<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    Yes Dee, thank you for posting that sight [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


    Dear school: Pleas exkuse John for being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33.

    Chris have an acre in his side.

    Mary could not come to school because she was bother by very close veins.

    John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

    I kape Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she wear.

    John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

    Please excuse Gloria, She been sick and under the doctor.

    My son is under the doctor's care and could not take fizacal ed. Please execute him.

    Lillie was absent from school yesterday as she had a gang over.

    Please excuse Blanch from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

    Please excuse Joyce from jim today. She is administrating.

    Please excuse Joey Friday, he had loose vowels.

    Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football, he was hurt in the growing part.

    My daughter wouldn't come to school Monday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with some Marines.

    Please excuse Sandra from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps [cramps].

    Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sour trout [sore throat].

    Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday because he had the fuel [flu].

    Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

    Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

    Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

    Please forgive Clarence for being absent from school the past few days. He was home sick from an operation. He had penis trouble and had to be serpent sized.

    The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be evaporated.

    Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah diahoah dyah the shits.
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    No Angel, guys get paranoid and stuff too. I just had gotten turned on to the site a few months ago and thought it was interesting that all of those 'rumors' you get in e-mail etc. were all there. Its cool that someone actually looks into all of that BS.

    Peace, Rock [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Wow that's nuts!
    I am awesome

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    Funny stuff [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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