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    Alright, I'm around kids all day and some of them are damn funny...If this is too lame for the rest of you, I understand...

    I'll take the plunge and start...

    Yo mama is so fat I have to roll over three times just to get off of her...

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    Ok,

    Yo mamma so fat, she fell out da tree n' went straight ta hell

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    Yo mama is so fat she jumped off a diving board and hit Jesus in the chin...

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    i'm too dumb to remember any, but those are killer!!! i love it!!!

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    i am a Dirty Faced Kid, although i do fancy myself a good lookin' fellow...
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    Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a dolla bill n da bitch made change.....n'shit

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    yo mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif...

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    Donor

    OK, here we go: Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.

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    yo mama is so broke she wears her McDonald's uniform to church...

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    yo mama is so broke kids rob her house for the practice...

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    yo mama is so broke kids rob her house for the practice...

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    and just look how this thread has taken off. heh heh.

    You mamma so HAIRY, look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

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    Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "NC-17 (under 17 not admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

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    yo mama is so fat I have to strap a 2x4 to my ass so she doesn't suck me in while I'm bonin' her...

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    Yo mamm so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

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    Yo mama is so poor her TV has two channels: on and off.

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