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    A pirate walks into a bar to order a drink. He's got a wheel from a sailing ship poking out of his fly in his crotch area.

    The pirate barks:

    "Ar, I'd like a drink!"

    The bartender says:

    "My God man! Do you realize you have a wheel sticking out of your pants???"

    The pirate replies:

    "Ar, it's driving me nuts!"
    "Sorry about the mess..."<br /><br />~Han Solo Episode IV

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    Cute!
    "The spirit can not be contempt. The spirit can not be sour and angry" - DLR on The NEW Van Halen

    "Shutthefuckupity" - DIF on John Cusack.

    "Baby, where'd you sleep last night?
    Your hair is all tangled
    and you ain't walking right." - Robert Johnson

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    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

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    How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?
    Wipe your dick on the curtains.


    Har-de-har....
    Use my hand, I won't look!

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    A blonde walks into a library. She approaches the front desk and says to the attendant "Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger and a large order of fries, please". Confused, the librarian says "Ma'am, this is a library".

    Obviously embarassed, the blonde apologizes. Then, lowering her voice to a whisper, says "I'd like a cheeseburger and a large order of fries please".
    There is no spoon...................

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    Nice ones! [img]smile.gif[/img] ...

    Hey let's keep this thread going....Place any of your favorite "bar-room jokes" or any types of jokes, in this thread......

    ~BC
    "Sorry about the mess..."<br /><br />~Han Solo Episode IV

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>A blonde walks into a library <hr></blockquote>

    LMAO
    Use my hand, I won't look!

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    A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods.
    The bear turned to the rabbit and said,"Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"
    The rabbit replied, "Hell no!"
    So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit...............
    Love should NOT be work, it should be as easy as breathing Dave's Dreidel

    My god, our government has less secrets than Van Halen. Emperor Brett

    I'm a Democrat and an Atheist, but I've yet to receive my ticket to Hell. Is this something I call Live Nation about or what? JakeK21

    I feel it takes far more energy to hate than love. Well outside of Obamacare, How Many Say I and Heineken beer. ziggysmalls

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    A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says:

    "Hey, what is this... a joke?"

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    <b><i>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Darkness, imprisoning me.<br />All that I see: absolute horror.<br />I cannot live<br />I cannot die<br />Trapped in myself<br />Body my holding cell<br />~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br /></i></b>

 

 

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