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    Aman goes to the confessional and says,"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

    "What is your sin, my child?" the Priest asks.

    "Well," the man starts, "I used the 'F'-word today and I feel so terrible."

    "Why don't you tell me what happened. What made you use such awful language?" asked the Priest.

    "Well, I was out golfing and I hit this incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but the ball hit a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going about 100 yards."

    "I'm a golfer myself my son." said the Priest,"I understand what you were feeling. So this is when you swore?"

    "No Father<" said the man, You see, after thata squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."

    "And this is when you swore?" asked the Father again.

    "No, not yet. Just as the squirrel was running away, this eagle came down out of the sky and grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

    "And this is when you swore?" asked the amazed Priest.

    "NO not yet," replied the man, "Just as the eagle was fling away with the squirrel he flew towards a wooded area next to the green. And as he passed over it, the squirrel dropped my ball."

    "Did you swear then, my son?"
    asked the now impatient Priest.

    "No, because as the ball fell it stuck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and then rolled through a sand trap and on to the green and stopped dead six inches from the hole!' told the man.

    The Priest sighed, "You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?!!"


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    lol! I think I've heard that one before!

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    that's an awesome one!!!

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    This deserves a

 

 

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