Last week, I was getting on a bus when this beautiful young woman wearing
>>a tight mini skirt tried to get on. She became aware that her skirt was
>>too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of
>>the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she
>>reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
>>give her enough slack to raise her let. Again, she tried to make the
>>step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed,
>>she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and
>>for the second time attempted the step. Still, much to her chagrin, she
>>could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again
>>reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the
>>step. About this time a tall man from Texas who was standing behind her
>>in line picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the
>>step of the bus. She went ballistic, turned to the would-be good
>>samaritan, and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know
>>who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I
>>would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda
>>figured we was friends."

Here's one for the women

What's the best way to frustrate a man?=20
>A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick=20=
only one.=20
>Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?=20
>A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!=20
>Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?=20
>A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe=20
>Q: What is the difference between men and women:....=20
>A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woma=
n to satisfy his one need.=20
>Q: How does a man keep his youth?=20
>A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.=20
>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?=20
>A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"=