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    SUMMER INTERN

    Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"

    Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast"

    Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"

    Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"

    Bill & Monica: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, I, but those summer nights"

    Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. Uh Tell us more, tell us more"

    Linda Trip: "try to remember your best"

    Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"

    Kenneth Starr: "Did he come on your dress?"

    Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"

    Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp"

    Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House"

    Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth"

    Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah....well, ah. Uh Tell us more, tell us more"

    Linda Trip: "he sounds like a swell guy"

    Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"

    Kenneth Starr: "Did he tell you to lie?"

    Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess"

    Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"

    Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow"

    Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now"

    Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams But.........oh
    Those White House Nights"

    I did not write this!


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    ROTFLMAO! The sad part is I can actually picture this being sung on "SNL"!

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