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    Warning: Important News To All Guys Who Go Out To Clubs Or Bars:

    Men need to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a woman. There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sex predators at parties and bars to induce male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually everywhere!


    It goes by the street name, "beer." [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]


    All women have to do is buy a "beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.
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    lol...

    olo the seahawks are gettin to ya huh? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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    really? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]


    This looks like a joke, but I'm not sure?!
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    whoa...i just read this again...

    wtf..........

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    I don't think the beer is even necessary. (Depending on the attractiveness of the female, of course)
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ANGEL4U:
    really? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]


    This looks like a joke, but I'm not sure?!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh, it's no joke. I've had this happen to me before. [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img]

    I felt so.....naive.....so used......so....so....HELPLESS [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    Some of these scars may take my whole life to get rid of. [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wolfman:


    Oh, it's no joke. I've had this happen to me before. [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img]

    I felt so.....naive.....so used......so....so....HELPLESS [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

    Some of these scars may take my whole life to get rid of. [img]smilies/cry.gif[/img]
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wolfman there are places you can go and get help! There called Sports bars. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Monday nights there is usually a meeting, Weekends are also a good time to go. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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    Donor

    Yes, I must admit that I too have fallen victim to these rutheless cold hearted predators. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

    Listen to Olo, the man is a true brother that sounds like he speaks from experience when prescribing advice. These sports bars can help. Monday nights have been found to be quite theraputic and just about everybody feels better when the night is over.

    You must be careful brothers. I found that it is SO EASY to be taken by this again and again and....IT'S SO BRUTAL!!! The pain, the scarring.....the absolute helplesness. These women must be stopped, but the methods for stopping them are always confused and muttled...like another voice gets in the way when being taken over in their savage will.

    Go to these bars with your friends, but beware, THEY have friends too.

    Its a brutal world out there, but together, I think we can make it.

    Dont leave home withpout your Jimmy just in case though..... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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    Donor

    Dude, no shit! Thursday night, the bouncer comes to me and said that this girl (pointed to her) wanted to buy me a drink. I was like, Sheeeeit. My roommate grabbed me, and snuck me out the back door. Daaaaymn.
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    So OLO, she was better looking with the beer goggles I take it? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    dear god, these women are getting sicker every day. :unacceptable:
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TimPabs1:
    Dude, no shit! Thursday night, the bouncer comes to me and said that this girl (pointed to her) wanted to buy me a drink. I was like, Sheeeeit. My roommate grabbed me, and snuck me out the back door. Daaaaymn.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>OK, you must explain this one to me. Was she a complete loser? Did you run away because you knew that you'd end up going home with her and would regret it later? Did it turn you off that a woman would want to buy you a drink? What?? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TimPabs1:
    So OLO, she was better looking with the beer goggles I take it? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    That's the whole damn problem with this 'drug'. It distorts your vision. I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few! [img]smilies/scared.gif[/img]
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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lawchick:
    Did it turn you off that a woman would want to buy you a drink? What?? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I don't understand this concept. Please explain. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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