> >Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a
> >Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As
> >they sauntered down the street, the one with the
> >Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that
> >bar and get something to drink."
> >
> >The one with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in
> >there. We've got dogs with us."
> >
> >The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
> >
> >They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman puts on a pair
of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said,
"Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
> >
> >The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."
> >
> >The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?" The woman said, "Yes, they're
using them now.
> >They're very good."
> >
> >The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
> >
> >The lady with the Chihuahua figured 'what the heck', so she put on a pair
of dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said,
> >
> >"Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."
> >
> >The one with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."
> >
> >The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
> >
> >The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?
> >They gave me a fucking Chihuahua?!"