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    fair warning
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    Bottoms Up
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    01.23.09 @ 10:26 AM
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    Love to eat turkey
    Love to eat turkey

    [Shout from Crowd:] "I love you Adam!"
    [Adam Sandler:] "Ohhh, I love you!"
    Love to eat turkey
    'Cause it's good
    Love to eat turkey
    Like a good boy should
    'Cause it's turkey to eat
    So good

    [Adam Sandler:] "That clappin's messing my head up man. I appreciate it.
    But I was trying to think of the next line and all I hear is clapping.
    Here we go... Thanks anyways"

    Turkey for me
    Turkey for you
    Let's eat the turkey
    In my big brown shoe
    Love to eat the turkey
    At the table
    I once saw a movie
    With Betty Grable
    Eat that turkey
    All night long
    Fifty million Elvis fans
    Can't be wrong
    Turkey lurkey doo and
    Turkey lurkey dap
    I eat that turkey
    Then I take a nap

    Thanksgiving is a special night
    Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
    That's right
    Turkey with gravy and cranberry
    Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
    Turkey for you and
    Turkey for me
    Can't believe Tyson
    Gave that girl V.D.

    White meat, dark meat
    You just can't lose
    I fell off my moped
    And I got a bruise
    Turkey in the oven
    And the buns in the toaster
    I'll never take down
    My Cheryl Tiegs poster
    Wrap the turkey up
    In aluminum foil
    My brother likes to masturbate
    With baby oil
    Turkey and sweet potato pie
    Sammy Davis Jr.
    Only had one eye

    Turkey for the girls and
    Turkey for the boys
    My favorite kind of pants
    Are corduroys
    Gobble gobble goo and
    Gobble gobble gickel
    I wish turkey
    Only cost a nickel
    Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
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    10.22.09 @ 10:47 AM
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    With a little guitar added to the mix...

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    Favorite VH Album

    1984, Balance, Van Halen, 5150
    Favorite VH Song

    Mike on SGMAD, Baluchetherium
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    02.12.07 @ 02:44 PM
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    LOL, Adam's classic!
    How to make a “Mad Anthony”

    2 oz Cabo WaboŽ Tequila
    1 oz Spicy V8
    Juice from a fresh Lime
    A generous dollop of Mad Anthony’s Hot Sauce
    Combine in a shaker full of ice and shake it up
    Pour into shot glass garnished with
    a dab of salt
    a small slice of lime
    a slice of Serrano or Jalapeno chili pepper

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    All hail the greatness that is Adam Sandler!

    One of my fav Sandler skits:

    The Buffoon and the Valedictorian

    "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian."

    Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."

    Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"

    Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."

    Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"

    Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?"

    Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off."

    Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."

    Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."

    Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."

    [Buffoon eating popcorn]
    Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
    [Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

    Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."

    Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!"

    Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.

    Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"

    Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism."

    Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
    [Gets out of the car]

    Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
    [Buffoon walking away]
    "I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."

    Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"

    Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
    [Buffoon continues to walk away]
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