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    It's easy for the Western mind to understand why radical Muslim male
    terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Just look at their lifestyle:

    No premarital sex.

    No booze. None. Never.

    No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.

    No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.

    No Hooters!!.

    No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

    No organized sports of any kind. That's right-NO sports!!!.

    Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs. No
    Victoria's Secret Stuff.

    Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.

    Sand. FRIGGIN sand everywhere! More sand.

    Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish.

    Sandstorms. More FRIGGIN sand everywhere!

    Rags for clothes and hats.

    Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.

    Eating with your right hand only-because you wipe your ass with your left hand.

    Constant wailing from the jerk next door ...........no.. wait, that's music!

    And when you die it's supposed to all get better...... No wonder they volunteer!!
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    LOL! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    -What'cha lookin' for!?

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    you would think that the females would be the suicide bombers since they have no cl_ _s [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    Eat Us and Smile!

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    LMFAO!

    And they claim WE'VE got it all wrong!

    Seriously though, kids, be very afraid of this so-called "religion". It states in no uncertain terms that when one encounters an "unbeliever", one should "separate their head from their neck". These primitive, australopithecine, mindless zombies CANNOT be "negotiated with", they CANNOT be "reasoned with", and they CANNOT be won over by any sort of "political solution". It has been tried and tried again, countless times before, and it has NEVER worked, and it will NEVER work. The insane language of murder, suicide and terror are the only tactics they either understand or respect. Do you realize that currently across the world there are approximately 128 "regions of conflict/war", and that out of those 128 hotspots, 126 of them directly involve the "religion" of Islam? (the exceptions being the Catholic/Protestant conflict in Ireland and a Buddhist/Communist skirmish somewhere, I forgot the precise location, in Asia.)

    It just goes to show how much we take things for granted in this country. Loons like FORD are perfectly free to bludgeon people with their crackpot dogma with complete impunity, and most people in this country can actually afford luxuries like computers and the internet service with which to spout it, and personal opinions aside, this is definitely a GOOD thing! Hey, we've got plenty of problems of our own, but given a choice, where else would you rather live? (disregarding FORD of course, who would prefer to meld with his comrades in the Communist Chinese proletariat [although this mental image for some reason conjures up scenes from old Godzilla movies for me]...)

    What needs to happen next to put these homicidal idiots in check is that the United States just needs to go ahead and label Arafat as exactly what he IS, a freakin' terrorist, cut off negotiations with him, finish the damned job in Iraq, then turn to our "good friends" the Saudis, who have been doing fucking TELETHONS to raise money for the families of the suicide bombers, and tell them they're next if they don't get a freakin' grip already. Then, and ONLY then, can we start showing these people a different and better reality by introducing democratic elections and the joys of freedom and an actual economy, which we MUST demand our so-called "allies" actually lift a finger to HELP us with for a change. Breaking millennia of brainwashing can only be accomplished by showing these people the promise of a better life, one in which strapping C4 to your body and self-detonating in a restaurant actually starts looking like a less desirable alternative than continued existence.

    Sadly, I'm beginning to wonder if its just a pie-in-the-sky, utopian fantasy, though... for all of our alleged "advancements" as a species, we sure haven't managed to evolve all that much, have we? Evolutionary dead-ends have never fared well throughout the history of this planet, and we sure as hell seem to be rapidly approaching one of our own.

    Think about it...

    SBS

    [ April 18, 2002 at 06:27 PM: Message edited by: SirBrownSound ]</p>
    What, me, worry?

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    Originally posted by SirBrownSound:
    Then, and ONLY then, can we start showing these people a different and better reality by introducing democratic elections and the joys of freedom and an actual economy, which we MUST demand our so-called "allies" actually lift a finger to HELP us with for a change.
    Yes, you're certainly right. Imposing freedom upon them is the only way.

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    Ya forgot one...

    NO HOT WINGS!! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

    Wait, maybe that goes along with no Hooters! [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img] WHATEVER! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by SirBrownSound:
    , australopithecine
    Geez, SBS...You sent me to the dictionary on that one!!

    Impressive nickel word!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I don't know about you guys, but if I was a Muslim, I make the women wear as much clothes as I could. They make their women wear veils for a reason, you seen those women lately?!
    I am awesome

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    Closing this. I'm not even gonna begin to list the reasons why.

    I gotta say my opinion of a couple of posters has just been lowered somewhat though.
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

 

 

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