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  1. #1
    Hot For Teacher
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    Now that Val's TV career is as hot as... well, as hot as Dave's, Sammy's and the Van Halens' musical careers -- let's play... NAME THE PORNO

    (1) Touched By An Angel, Jesus, Miguel and Jose.

    (2) One Lay At A Time

    (3) The Seduction of Va-Gina

    (4) I was a Mail Order Bride... gangbanged in a UPS truck.

    Any more suggestions?

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    Little Dreamer
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    LMAO. Those are funny. How 'bout :

    Schneider Makes Barb Wider

    starring DLR and VB... [img]redface.gif[/img]
    "I'm a spark on the horizon..."

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    Top Of The World
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    "One Dave At A Time"

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    Moving this to the Non-Music forum. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Atomic Punk
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    hmmm...everybody wants some
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    Originally posted by lance watts:
    "One Dave At A Time"
    LMFAO!

    JMJ
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
    -Zachenfoot 2/23/10

    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

    "I'm doin' the victory dance. Told ya I'd be back. Tell me ya missed me. Say it like ya mean it" - Blood and Fire. =VH= 2012. Welcome back boys :headband:

    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    You want me to pick just one?
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    Oh, you ate Val too?
    "One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne

    "When I first heard "Runnin' With The Devil" on the radio, I was stunned and found myself dizzy, walking through my high school hallways thinking, "What was THAT?!"
    Eddie Van Halen was so innovative and kicked so much ass, and David Lee Roth was for a time indisputably the Greatest Man in America.
    If aliens came down and challenged us to a Battle of the Bands to decide the fate of Planet Earth, I would feel very confident putting early Van Halen forward as our champion." -Tom Morello

    "A lot of bands mature, which means they get square; they start delivering messages. Hey, you got a message, use Western Union." -DLR

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    Eruption
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    oshe812
    Plstrcast everywhere else, Smudge NYC here.. so kiss my arse!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/smudgenyc" target="_blank">http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/smudgenyc</a>

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    Donor

    "V.U.C.K. - Val's Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

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    (no change needed)

    Women and Children First.
    No president puts joy in my life, but Van Halen puts joy in my ears.

    Never pet a burning dog.

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    "One Dick At A Time" [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Since Val is apparently single now, I felt it only fitting to bump this ... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    Oh, and here's another one:

    How many say thighs?
    "One of the reasons I left Sabbath was because Van Halen was blowing us off the stage every night. It was embarrassing." -Ozzy Osbourne

    "When I first heard "Runnin' With The Devil" on the radio, I was stunned and found myself dizzy, walking through my high school hallways thinking, "What was THAT?!"
    Eddie Van Halen was so innovative and kicked so much ass, and David Lee Roth was for a time indisputably the Greatest Man in America.
    If aliens came down and challenged us to a Battle of the Bands to decide the fate of Planet Earth, I would feel very confident putting early Van Halen forward as our champion." -Tom Morello

    "A lot of bands mature, which means they get square; they start delivering messages. Hey, you got a message, use Western Union." -DLR

  12. #12
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    I know I am not to original here but nobady came up with "Jumped!"

    Or also no change needed "Eruption"
    "Two Dicks WOW!" --Bonnie Bernstein

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    Face Down, Doin' the Carpet Muncho

    or

    Pin-up Girl Gone bad
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Touched by an Angel (Down there)

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    Donor

    "Unproperly Touched By An Angel"

    OR

    "Muff Diver Down"
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

    "Please don't take my teddy bear... Please!!!" - diamondsgirl's Oscar nominated dramatic scene for best actress of 2007

    "and by Van Halen, I mean David Lee Roth" - diamondsgirl on Van Halen

 

 

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