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    Yo momma is so broke, she wears her KFC uniform to church!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    I'm the one
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    Donor

    Yo mamma's so fat she fell outta tree?.... bitch went straight to hell.

    Thats my favorite.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Atomic Punk
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    the classic 6 pack
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    hmmm...everybody wants some
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    yo mama so stupid she asked me what letter followed x, i said y, she said, cuz i wanna know

    LMAO

    JMJ
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

    "It's the "JMJ" everyone had grown to love, man! Time to blow the roof off this place!"
    -Zachenfoot 2/23/10

    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

    "I'm doin' the victory dance. Told ya I'd be back. Tell me ya missed me. Say it like ya mean it" - Blood and Fire. =VH= 2012. Welcome back boys :headband:

    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck...
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    Donor

    Your momma's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
    CHICAGO WHITE SOX - 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS

    The Chicago White Sox (1901-present) - The Original SOX - Proof

    The Boston Americans (1901)
    The Boston Somersets (1902)
    The Boston Pilgrims (1903-1906)
    The Boston Red Sox (1907-present) - Proof

    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

    2007 Fantasy Football Champion

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    Little Dreamer
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    YO MAMA IS SO POOR, SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS, AND PUT A MILKSHAKE ON LAYAWAY! BY THE WAY, GET OFF MOMS, I JUST GOT OFF YOURS!

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    Yo' mama so stoopit, she fail her blood test.

    Yo' mama so fat, da bitch's belt size is "equator".

    Broken mirror mean seven years of GOOD luck, yo' mama so ugly.

    Yo' mama so po', she cain't afford the last two letters.
    Classic Van Halen. In Pace Requiescant.

    "...sure I'm on zoloft. That's so I don't hafta kill none o' y'all..." - Mike Tyson

    and by the way...

    Eat Us And Smile.

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    Good Enough
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    yo' momma is so fat when she goes swimming, people go "Oh, Look A Whale!"
    This is home, this is Mean Street!<br /><br /><b><br />Then one year you find ten years have gotten behind, no one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun. - Pink Floyd, Time</b><br /><br />"Everyone knows that Van Halen with Roth is the only real Van Halen."- Mike Tramp<br /><br /><a href="http://www.vhforums.com/vhlforum/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=12;t=001366&p=66#00 1635" target="_blank"> OBEY THE DFK!!</a>

 

 

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