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    K, guys - the frustrating, the annoying.. post it here.

    I'd like to get my hands on the one responsible for any kind of powdered seasoning packets for cooking - that shit never breaks up and dissolves completely. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

    Oh - and as long as I'm on food - CREAM OF WHEAT. [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] Anybody that can make that stuff consistently without golf-ball sized lumps should be able to list it on their resume and get recognition for it.

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    I don't know if it's considered invented, 'cause people have been spinning records for ages either to get at the satanic messages, find out whether or not Paul McCartney is dead or to cue the song to play next, but whoever decided that the sound made by turning a record backwards, especially in a repeated manner, was a good supplement to vocal recordings, well, they should be forced to listen to "scratching" until they take the honourable route and commit hari-kari!

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    cheese in a can...Oh boy...It just AIN'T cheese, folks!!!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    LEAFBLOWERS!!!

    A broom and dustpan was good enough for Gramps, so it's good enough for me!!! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
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    Leafblowers are damn cool for cleaning out the gutters.

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    Originally posted by SactoFan:
    cheese in a can...Oh boy...It just AIN'T cheese, folks!!!
    amen to that, brother.
    aerosol food isn't my cup of tea.

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    Now Wolfman [img]smile.gif[/img] that seasoning in the package is no good for you anyhow! Its loaded with sodium. Cream of wheat eh? I'll let you know that I can cook up the best cream of wheat you ever set eyes on! No lumps...creamy and smooooooth! My children
    eat it on a daily basis. Either that or oatmeal!
    Top it off with some rasberries, blueberries or strawberries, even applsauce! Wash it down with a glass of choc milk, or OJ

    Make your own seasonings with different seasoned powders, not seasoned salts [img]smile.gif[/img] trust me they are so full of robust flavors you'll never get packaged junk again!

    Ok so what I can't stand is those damn candy aisles at checkout!

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    whoever decided to make the glue that seals packages of crackers, cereal, etc. stronger than the plastic it seals, so when you open you rip the package, not the seam, needs to be kicked in the balls. And you just know it was a man, some idiot saying "make the glue stronger, grrrr".

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    I would like to kill any record company executive who ever signed a boyband or similar devoid of any musical talent person
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    I wanna find the guy who wrote the Verizon WIreless commercial and break his neck! [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]

    You know the one where the man is walking around sayind, "Can you hear me now?"

    This is why: I have Verizon. I live in a populated area, in a very nice subdivision (as opposed to rural podunk USA where there isn't a cell tower within hundreds of miles)... It infuriates me that they show him walking around saying, "Can you hear me now? Good!" in the most remote areas, and I can't make a cell call from my house without climbing out my daughter's bedroom window and sitting on the roof!!!! [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Wolfman:
    K, guys - the frustrating, the annoying.. post it here.

    I'd like to get my hands on the one responsible for any kind of powdered seasoning packets for cooking - that shit never breaks up and dissolves completely. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
    Buy a wisk and stir everything up immediately after you dump it in the pan. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Oh - and as long as I'm on food - CREAM OF WHEAT. [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] Anybody that can make that stuff consistently without golf-ball sized lumps should be able to list it on their resume and get recognition for it.
    Same thing, use a wisk, and stir constantly. The key to Cream of Wheat is low heat, but a wisk will solve most of your problems.

    Spoons suck. They just stir stuff up, they don't mix things together.

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    I hate those damn stickers that are on some CD covers that don't peel off all the way. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
    "It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice." --Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

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    I would like to give the guy behind those Chunky Soup commercials a beat down. They are all pretty bad but the Kurt Warner ones are the worst. Kurts "Mom's" face on that football is horrible.

    Also I was on a side street and this idoit was blocking both lanes with his car while he was talking on the a cellphone. I saying put the f***ing phone down get the car off the road.

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    Originally posted by Dan Halen:
    I hate those damn stickers that are on some CD covers that don't peel off all the way. [img]graemlins/irked.gif[/img]
    I hear that, man!

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    Periods! (the cycle, the red river, PMS, time of the month) If women absolutely have to get rid of an egg etc...then I suggest it happens somewhere other than the valley of greatness. Any suggestions on where to change the flow too?
    Just go for it!

 

 

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