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    10- A pizza gets to our house faster than an ambulance.
    9- There are handicap parking spaces in front of skating rinks.

    8- Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    7- People order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet cola.

    6- Banks leave two sets of front doors unlocked yet chain their pens to the counters.

    5- We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    4- We use answering machines to screen calls and then have "call waiting" so we won't miss a call from someone we don't want to talk to in the first place.

    3- We buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packs of eight.

    2- We use the word "politics" to precisely describe our crazy process: "Poli" in Latin means "many" and "tics" means "bloodsucking creatures".

    1- We have drive-through ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:


    1- We have drive-through ATM machines with Braille lettering.
    I always found this one especially disturbing.
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    that's hilarious!

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    Originally posted by FORD:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:


    1- We have drive-through ATM machines with Braille lettering.
    I always found this one especially disturbing.</font>[/QUOTE]Same here.
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:


    8- Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    That is weird isn't it?
    CHICAGO WHITE SOX - 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS

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    The Boston Americans (1901)
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    The Boston Pilgrims (1903-1906)
    The Boston Red Sox (1907-present) - Proof

    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    Just 10 reasons?!?!

    I can think of a helluvalot more! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    I'm a Dirty-Faced Kid... so could some cute female do me the favor and lick me clean, please?!<br /><br />"Nobody rules these streets at night but me... the ATOMIC PUNK!" - DLR (1978)<br /><br />"This must be just like living in paradise... and I don't wanna go home" - DLR (1988)<br /><br />"So put it off until judgment day... I bear the cross on judgment day" - Sammy Hagar (1991)<br /><br />Obey the DFK!<br /><br /><b>IF YOU'RE DFK... YOU'RE DFK 4 LIFE!</b>

 

 

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