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    So I'm sitting here watching Frank Thomas apologize for belly-aching about his contract structure and notice how big a man he is. Which leads me to this comparison...

    Mark McGwire vs. Frank Thomas.

    Not in slugging or home runs or play on the field, uh huh.

    I'm talking both of these guys in a rage of titanic proportions. Who wins?? Would I-55 ever be the same again?

    I think the Big Hurt puts the pain on Big Mac, just barely though.

    As you can tell, I'm bored....

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    Put them between me and a radio playing Barracuda and I'd kick the shit out of both of them.

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    Big Mac would destroy Big Pussy.

    Big Mac = class act ( and MAYBE some 'roids)

    Frank would cry like when the media was writing bad things about him Plus Big Mac is quiet..ya gotta watch out for those dudes.

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    If the Big Hurt spent as much time concentrating on improving his game and getting into shape, as he is with bitching about his contract and eating all the time; he would be considered one of the games all-time greats. Instead he will be remembered as a player who was very good but not as good as he could have been because he couldn't push himself away from the dinner table.

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    SURELY, Mr, Miyagi has a rational conclusion to this dilemma for us.


    Personally, I say Bic Mac creams the big Boo-Boo. (Or would that be Boo-Hoo? )

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    As long as fisticuffs are being used, I'd have to go with Big Pussy Hurts, cause he played college football @ Auburn with Bo Jackson.

    Who's to say Frankie didn't go on any 'roid rages at AU?

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    Very odd thread, but I like those.

    I'd say Big Mac wouldn't even bother fighting, he'd just go in for the kill. If Thomas is crying about the contract he bitched about getting in the first place for the long-term security, you know he'd bitch about getting punched.

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    The Big Skirt is just that. He would piss himself if Big Mac even looked at him in a hostile way. I am from the Chicago area and for one I am sick of the Skirt crying for more money. He is Scottie Pippen with a bat.
    Once again Reisndorf gives his star athlete just what they want, long term deals that pay them more many years a gives them security. Never listen to the advice of Reisndorf or his agent(like Pippen) demand for the contract to be torn up and redone. I say Tuff Shit Bitch, you signed the deal, Now DEAL WITH IT. He will Make around ten million or so this year for being a DH. Edgar Martinez only makes about 6 million and is a better hitter. Fuck Frank, he is a biotch.

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    I think my boss Vince could take them both. This guy is 6'7 and 200 some ilbs if he's not 300. After hearing some of his stories as a bouncer you'd be a believer too. And how about Karl Malone. How about him vs. Shaq? I'd give it to Malone just because the guy is so damn toned. To be 37, nearing 38 and still in tip top playing condition and able to compete in a major way.

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    The Big Hurt is the best description of Frank Thomas and his injuries. It also describes what he does to the White Sox and major League baseball...hurt them!

    This is no competition! Mac has more power, is a better first baseman, and is certainly a better role model to kids and representative of MLB. I think the only players you should compare Frank Thomas to are Rickey Henderson and Bobby Bonilla. Old veterans that are not team players and certainly do not play for the love of the game . . .only for the love of the money. I can't wait for Thomas to retire. He is hurting Major League Baseball.

    By the way, in a hand to hand, Mac would clean Frank's clock. Thomas would either get hurt fighting him or would demand a lot of money to do it. Don't even tell me Thomas represents the best Major League baseball has to offer.

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    If the fight is based on defensive prowess, I'd give it up to McGwire.


 

 

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