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    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to
    tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came
    back and one by one began to tell their stories.

    Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.
    One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket an the front seat of
    the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and the eggs went flying and
    broke and made a mess."
    "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

    "Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

    "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We
    had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live
    chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens before
    they're hatched."

    "That's a fine story Lucy," she continued. "Johnny, do you have a story
    to share?"

    "Yes ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was
    a Green Beret in Vietnam and his helicopter got hit. He had to crash land in
    enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a
    machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
    he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy with
    the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with
    the machete till the blade broke and then kill the last ten with his bare
    hands."

    "Good heavens," said the teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell
    you
    from that horrible story?"

    "Don't fuck with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."

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    Now c'mon that was damn funny!

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    Hey man, I laughed my ass off [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    Now c'mon that was damn funny!
    What are trying to get a gig here? Yeah that was some good stuff, man. And remember, if you don't laugh, then they won't. Out.
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