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    Okay okay. All you folks who are getting sunburn on your retinas from spending too much time in the Orange room with no windows which we affectionately know as "The Slawterhouse Lounge" Say aye!

    And if you're wearing your exclusive Slawterhouse Security 100% Proof 100% Lounge Hanes Beefy T-Shirt let me hear you say Aye!

    It's been kinda quiet over in our favorite haunt recently. Maybe it's the holidays, maybe the wait for "the big announcement" is getting too much. But there must be at least a couple o' dozen regulars old and new school who we ain't heard from in a while. Lets hear ya check in on this custom thread (in your custom threads) and let us know whassup... JeffHarshman where are ya? Satan, Peroxide, Carol, Coreene, Barbie, LA, BG, Little Dreamer, you used to be a regular. ddregs, I know you're out there somewhere man. TBONA, Phantomm9, Steve, Iggie, VH1, Full Bug (aka the Slawterhouse Bug) Let's hear what you been up to guys. Come on in!

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    Aye caramba!!!!!
    Is there a pool here???
    Last one to the beach has to learn all the lyrics to VH3.

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    Yeah but it's weird being able to see clearly in black and white. What a strange new country this really is! We ain't in Kansas no more Toto...

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    Just come back from the beach.....i had my toes in the sand a drink in my hand and wow a beautiful girl with drop dead legs walked on by, she was such a pretty woman i had a loss of controll.
    I had to go up to the ice cream man to cool down. "Eat that and smile" he said from under his panama hat.
    So i did.

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    I'll be outta here in a moment. Some of the regulars better start turnin' up soon Doob, or it's just gonna be you and me wastin' the company dime. Maybe we should get some H( * )( * )ters in here to attract the boys....

    Catch ya later.

    Stella here I come!

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    Wow! I need a second to let my eyes adjust! There's this orange haze that I can't seem to get rid of!

    TDR, I'll give you a double Hey!! I'm also waiting to receive my new girlie t from sundog...now I'll have a sexier look to hang out at our little vacation beach home! What a great idea you and Dooby had.

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    LA:It was TDR's idea not mine, allthough i dont mind my ego being stroked.


    HOOTERS TO DA MAX.

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    Ahhh this is the life...just waitin for rothtober..to awaiken the giant........

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    heyHEYhey!

    WAZZZUP, HOMIES!!

    Geez! Took me long enough to find it! Ain' no bug wit' no "SLAWTERHOUSE" in the handle gon' miss this one, no, no, no! So what's goin' on wit' all y'all beeeatches?

    For those who might not know the story, "Slawterhouse Security" is a little-self-policing group that formed over at the DLR.com lounge. Our favorite Deejay, Carol, had her station invaded by some psycho one night while we were all lounging, and after calling her to make sure she was alright, we started talkin' some smack about the shotgun-totin' security team we'd form over at the KDKB parking lot -- not that such a move would be appreciated by the injudicious little bitches running that dump.

    And seein' as how it was mostly the same group that would come flocking to the defense of certain loungers unneccessarily attacked, the whole notion of the "security" group just kinda stuck. Kinda similar to the half-joking temperament of the "Eat Us & Smile" group born over here, perhaps with more defensive objectives.

    So hey, stop on by, one and all! We're a smaller group. Shouldn't be so intimidating... heh heh heh...



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    Damn Straight..Slawterhouse Security in the House!!!

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    I come bearing Lame Ass Rum!

    Oh, maybe I should rephrase that...

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    Greetings......man...I feel so safe in this thread...LOL....

    Glad to see you over here....please feel free to stop by the EUAS thread and say "HI"...we dont bite..unless we're provoked...or asked...hehehe

    The EUAS faction is all about preachin the "word of Roth"....we're just tryin to have some fun and pass the time until "the worst kept secret in rock and roll" is let out of the bag....we're also here to defend the honor of The Mighty David Lee Roth...you see there are some people around here who...get this...think Shammy Hagar is better than David Lee Roth...ROTFLMAO

    anyway...welcome to links...pretty kick ass place full of good people who love Van Halen...

    Butif you feel the need to lay some smack down "thick and hard" like the Diamond One,c'mon over to The Army and let us hear it...look forward to seeing ya over there...

    BTW...I registered at the slaughterhouse backyard when it first opened up but I forgot my password...can anyone help me out???

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    Pav! Whaddup, whaddup?

    Aright, go to the backyard and make as if to reply to a post. It'll give you the "forget your password?" option and ask for your email. Then it'll find the password matching your profile and send it back to you via email.

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    Dooby...how galant! What the heck? What matters is that this was a great idea...and you were around when it happened...much easier on the eyes in here isn't it?
    Coreene...pass the rum! I'm a thirsty girl tonight!

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    Hi there Pavinc, nice ta meetcha. Whoooaaah, lookit all that white sand there. Makes a change from the blazing inferno of the lounge for suuuuure...
    So Bug, what's the latest on Carol then? She finished with her time out yet? I need to get me some kinda exotic cocktail with an extravagant glass and an umbrella in it & write me some postcards to the folks back home.
    Hi there LA you sweetie. welcome to the Hotel Slawterhouse everybody! Tell the folks back home now...

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