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    In particular, nonexistent ones. Ones that cannot hold up pants. Ones that slide right off stadium seats. Ones that hide behind the sagging back pockets of jeans. All you no-butted men finally have hope with the latest fashion accessory!

    I heard about this web site on 98.9 The Rock this morning and thought you guys would get a kick (in the patoot) out of it. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    http://www.buttforyou.com/

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    Female ass is more attractive.
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TimPabs1:
    Female ass is more attractive.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Unless you're a woman. Then you want to see nice male behinds. You can get more female ATTENTION with an attractive butt. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    I want some flat-butted guy from the Links to buy this item, wear it, and report back on any reaction from women. Who'll do it???

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    No thanks. I'll stick to doing squats and lunges. If you have a nice butt, and lady is attracted to it, and your attracted to her, eventually the pants are gonna come off. Then you'll be embarrassed with some Matel piece of shit on your rump. Very similiar to girls who were push-up bras, and all that crap for the illusion of boobs. What happens when the shirt comes off? Nothing but dissapointment. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

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    [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] this one line at the site reads:
    "male butts are noticed by both sexes " [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] oh really?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    Hey...is this the same company that makes those plastic nipples? [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img]

    Anyhoo, this reminds me of the song "baby got back" [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Who likes butts? and not just any butt....BIG BUTTS?? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]


    LMAO [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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    Where's seenbad???? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    * 10...9....8....7.....

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    Too funny !! I am glad not to have this problem !!

    How would you explain this one if in fact you got found out ? YIKES !!

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    Maybe our resident assman's contacting the company, see if he can be a spokesman! [img]smilies/devil.gif[/img] He just don't want anybody here to know about him just yet! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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    Just as long as the stuff that needs to get out can get out unobstructed I'll still with what I've got!

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    I get plenty of female attention with my bum spank me very much.
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    Weird. I like *small* butts on guys.
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    quote:
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    Where's seenbad???? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    I ...LOVE...BIG....BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

    But, this kind of has a male slant to it, so I'll leave it be.

    I can talk about a chicks ass for HOURS though. Love the ass. I'm an assman. GIMMEE THAT ASS!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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    I wholeheartedly agree with Seen, the ass is where the business gets done...

    As for male ass, I too, will leave this topic be...
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    Ahh, come on, guys. You know that you've all checked out your butts in the mirror after reading this thread to reass-ure yourselves!! (Ooops! I forgot that every guy thinks he's above average looking, so he'd never admit to a deficient derriere.) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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    yeah, only if its a cieling mirror [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] :kinky: [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

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