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    12.15.17 @ 10:48 AM
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    1. When you go to the bathroom to take a squirt, and somebody left some tissue in the toilet? You know, they (or you) blow your nose or something and get too lazy to flush? How many of you take advantage of the opportunity for target practice? I know I do. You know, try to make a TP balloon by filling it up with air bubbles from underneath? Then poppin it? IMMENSE gratification. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] You do that too?

    2. What about timing? You ever try to time it to where you flush and piss at the same time and try to make both end at the same time? I RULE at that shit man.

    3. Or, you ever sit down to ....you know, and your king snake unfolds and splashes down in the water? I hate that man. That happens ALL the time

    I know this is lame, and if I were a moderator of this particular forum, I'd close this shit. But I just wanted to see how many would be honest about this.
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    Originally posted by seenbad:

    I know this is lame, and if I were a moderator of this particular forum, I'd close this shit. But I just wanted to see how many would be honest about this.
    If I were moderator of this forum , I'd bitchslap you upside the head. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Ok, there we have one person who will deny the TRUTH!! It is TRUE!!

    I KNOW we all do this!! Who shall be the first to confess to this petty indulgence of which we all partake?!?! CONFESS!! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    I will, sometimes I try to spell my full name before time runs out, and Ive done the flush thing, and I move the TP around, try to make at least one trip around the bowl! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    1. Yes, all the time...when I was FIVE (damn immature mods, ugh)

    2. Nope, but I think I've just found my new favorite bathroom sport

    3. Yes, godammit, it's annoying as hell!
    I used to know this guy, he played with dolls...

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    I would not eat ANY burger that this man cooks after reading this thread. Good lord Seen! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Top Timmy:
    I would not eat ANY burger that this man cooks after reading this thread. Good lord Seen! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]
    Ooooohhhh!! you sunofabitch!! You LIE!!! You KNOW you do that shit!!

    lol at wolfie "one trip around" heh heh.

    Thats the honesty I am looking for from this thread right there! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    (I'm sure all the chicks are totally diggin me here now. lol)
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    Ok, I'll admit that I sometimes try to piss so hard that I break through the wad to the other side.

    My question for Seenbad is how the fuck can YOU see the TP if you are sitting down? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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    LOL at Top Timmy's sitting down question to SEEN !!!!!!
    I try to manipulate the shape and speed of the bubble rotation.....it takes practice and precise pushing and letting up a bit.
    ALSO: I try to totally demolish any TP in the toilet. I am teaching my sons this technique too...so our kids can talk about this shit in 20 years in this here forum! LOL!
    Just go for it!

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    Good lord Timmy, I think you need to go back and re-read. Are you talkin about #3 above? Well, I was talkin about #2 dude...in #3. SHould I spell i T out for you??
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    lol, this is fuckin hillarious.

    i'm gonna have to post to this when i have more time

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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Good lord Timmy, I think you need to go back and re-read. Are you talkin about #3 above? Well, I was talkin about #2 dude...in #3. SHould I spell i T out for you??
    I don't know, whatever one gave you "IMMENSE gratification.
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    Are you dumb? That was from pissing and making bubbles under the tissue into a balloon! I never mentioned sitting down in that context in that part of the post!! Bastard!! Your confusing me!!
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Are you dumb? That was from pissing and making bubbles under the tissue into a balloon! I never mentioned sitting down in that context in that part of the post!! Bastard!! Your confusing me!!
    Dude, scuse me for assuming you have to SAT DOWN and PEE LIKE A WOMAN! Talk about spelling it out for someone.

    Hell yeah, BREW CREW got my joke right off the bat. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Top Timmy:
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Are you dumb? That was from pissing and making bubbles under the tissue into a balloon! I never mentioned sitting down in that context in that part of the post!! Bastard!! Your confusing me!!
    Dude, scuse me for assuming you have to SAT DOWN and PEE LIKE A WOMAN! Talk about spelling it out for someone.

    Hell yeah, BREW CREW got my joke right off the bat. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    [/QUOTE]OMG !! Could I not be more direct without punching you? I was being polite and not saying "when I take a SHIT" and you MISSED it!!
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