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    1. They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder that's perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.

    2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.

    3. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.

    4. They're beyond enthusiastic about sex.

    5. They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.

    6. Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.

    7. Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.

    8. Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.

    9. Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.

    10. The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.

    11. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

    12. What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

    13. They make excellent companions when driving through rough neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

    14. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

    15. They don't mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.

    16. Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work and money - ours as well as theirs.

    17. Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.

    18. They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor the neighbors say.

    19. They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

    20. How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie.

    21. How sexy their butts look in jeans.

    22. How sexy their hands look holding ours.

    23. Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out

    24. Their ignorance is usually amusing

    25. They have a great sense of competition

    26. They can make great sex partners

    27. They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added)

    28. Though they often try to hide it, they're very tenderhearted and caring

    29. They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to

    30. They don't care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be

    31. They can be taught

    32. They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.

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    Originally posted by Tracy:


    20. How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie.

    I gotta admit those homemade cookies do tend to kick some ass in a pinch. Rock on homemade cookies! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] Out.
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    Originally posted by Tracy:
    [QB]

    2. They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor anxiety over height, weight, and baldness.
    And that third nut I have. I thought it was normal for the longest time.

    3. They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we're not.
    You have nice dealies to play with.

    4. They're beyond enthusiastic about sex.
    And if you have beer too...... :marriage:

    5. They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
    But blame it on a shoelace.

    6. Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
    [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img] What about back and shoulders!!!

    11. How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
    What?! That just doesnt happen chicky.

    14. They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.
    Thats sick.

    17. Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be nuts to volunteer for.
    That just cant be true....

    20. How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie.
    I'm with brother 5 on this one. Those tollhouse's ROCK [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    23. Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out
    Gotcha. That face is hoping that you dont realize that your sister gave us the idea, price, location and directions.

    24. Their ignorance is usually amusing
    I dont get it.

    25. They have a great sense of competition
    I bet I can beat you at fuzzball.

    27. They give great hugs, ( and always melt our hearts when a sweet "I love you Princess" is added)
    How about an occasional " gimmee the bizness chica" ? Does that do anything we should know about? [img]smile.gif[/img]

    29. They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our eyes and connect with our heart, even when we don't want them to
    Look into my eyes......

    31. They can be taught
    Can you repeat the question? [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]
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    I don't really know why women appreciate men, but I have some ideas why I appreciate them--

    1. They can lift heavy shit.
    2. Dick. I love dick. There is nothing like dick in the world. The head of a dick is soft and velvety like a horse's nose (LOL!!!) and the rest is (or should be) hard, baby! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] We build skyscrapers and write songs in homage to the glory of dick. IMO there isn't enough honest praise to dick.
    3.Without them I can't make a baby. I haven't pulled off that stunt yet, but if I do, I'd appreciate some help from a man.
    4. Men don't get as emotional as I do. And when I get emotional, a good man will just let me be and then uses reason (and hopefully #2) to make me feel better.
    (pretty smile)

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    Originally posted by Betty Boop:
    2. Dick. I love dick. There is nothing like dick in the world. The head of a dick is soft and velvety like a horse's nose (LOL!!!) and the rest is (or should be) hard, baby! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] We build skyscrapers and write songs in homage to the glory of dick. IMO there isn't enough honest praise to dick.
    LMFAO!!!
    [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Betty Boop:
    2. Dick. I love dick. There is nothing like dick in the world. The head of a dick is soft and velvety like a horse's nose (LOL!!!) and the rest is (or should be) hard, baby! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] We build skyscrapers and write songs in homage to the glory of dick. IMO there isn't enough honest praise to dick.
    Good Lord. :blunt:

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    Originally posted by Tracy:


    7. Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.

    You sure? Even Indiana Jones was afraid of snakes! Me too. I hate those fuckers.
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    Originally posted by Betty Boop:
    I don't really know why women appreciate men, but I have some ideas why I appreciate them--

    1. They can lift heavy shit.
    2. Dick. I love dick. There is nothing like dick in the world. The head of a dick is soft and velvety like a horse's nose (LOL!!!) and the rest is (or should be) hard, baby! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] We build skyscrapers and write songs in homage to the glory of dick. IMO there isn't enough honest praise to dick.
    3.Without them I can't make a baby. I haven't pulled off that stunt yet, but if I do, I'd appreciate some help from a man.
    4. Men don't get as emotional as I do. And when I get emotional, a good man will just let me be and then uses reason (and hopefully #2) to make me feel better.
    Way to go Betty! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    A woman who telles it like it is. [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Betty Boop:
    2. Dick. I love dick. There is nothing like dick in the world. The head of a dick is soft and velvety like a horse's nose (LOL!!!) and the rest is (or should be) hard, baby! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] We build skyscrapers and write songs in homage to the glory of dick. IMO there isn't enough honest praise to dick.
    I guess this goes to show that woman have some brains after all.
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    Tracy I've NEVER met a woman that has EVER appreciated a man yet! You show me one who does....and I'll show you an imposter.

    Yes I'm am a "divorcee" and yes I am STILL pissed!
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    Originally posted by Jeff5150:
    Tracy I've NEVER met a woman that has EVER appreciated a man yet! You show me one who does....and I'll show you an imposter.

    Yes I'm am a "divorcee" and yes I am STILL pissed!
    never been married, but i hear ya. sorry about everything bro.

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    People don't let the "bad taste in my mouth" discourage you all. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] There is a woman out there somewhere - for every man!!
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    Hmm.

    My divorce is in the works, too - though I gotta say, I'm at least 50% responsible for that one.

    Nothing like a pregnancy out of wedlock to ease your conscience a little!

    Tracy, Babygrrl, ya missed one -

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