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    Good Enough Vince G.'s Avatar
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    From "The Jerk":

    Navin: "You mean...I'm gonna have to stay this color???"
    Mama: "Navin, I'd love you if you was the color of a baboon's ass!"

    From Saturday Night Fever":

    Tony: (To Double J, who's banging the shit out of some chick in the back seat of the car) "Hey! Outta the car! You been in there 25 minutes already!"
    Duble J: "25 in the car...20 in the chick!"

    Add 'em if ya got 'em! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ October 22, 2002, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: Vince G. ]
    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

    "This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen. ."

    "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

    -George Carlin 1937 - 2008

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    "The Cowboys"
    Roscoe Lee Browne praying (as he's about to be hung by Bruce Dern): "Above all, forgive me for the men I have killed in anger, and for those I am about to".

    "Pale Rider"
    Clint Eastwood after he beats the shit out of those guys with a hickory pick-handle: "There's nothing like a nice piece of hickory".

    "Fistful of Dollars"
    Clint talking to the coffin-maker as he's on his way down the street to have a shoot-out: "Get 3 coffins ready".
    On his way back up the street after the shoot-out, "My mistake, 4 coffins".

    "North to Alaska"
    John Wayne on the difference between a prostitute and a wife: "Any woman who spends all her time making one man miserable as opposed to many men happy doesn't make it my book".

    "The Blues Brothers"
    Elwood (Inquiring about their ex-band members): Did they live quietly? What were their personal habits?
    Mrs. Tarantino: "They were good boys, but they made alot of racket at night. Are you the police?
    Elwood: "No ma'am. We're musicians".
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

    "Kids, just say NO to marriage". (Al Bundy)

    Rawhide in "A"

    OAA

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    Donor

    "I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
    --Lloyd Dobler
    The trashman was my hero.......
    -Seenbad

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    Donor

    From the greatness that is Spinal Tap :

    Marty DiBergi : It's very pretty.

    Nigel Tufnel : You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like.... I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really.

    Marty DiBergi : What do you call this?

    Nigel Tufnel : Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."

    And, the classic of ALL TIME

    Nigel Tufnel : The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and....

    Marty DiBergi : Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

    Nigel Tufnel : Exactly.

    Marty DiBergi : Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

    Nigel Tufnel : Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Marty DiBergi : I don't know.

    Nigel Tufnel : Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi : Put it up to eleven.

    Nigel Tufnel : Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

    Marty DiBergi : Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

    Nigel Tufnel : [Pause.] These go to eleven.
    "There is a fine line between stupid and clever" - Nigel Tufnel

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    Atomic Punk FH's Avatar
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    Brad (Judge Reinhold) Hamilton, Fast Times at Ridgemont High :

    "Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?!?"



    [ October 23, 2002, 07:56 AM: Message edited by: FH ]

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    One of my favorite lines from Pulp Fiction:

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    -Men at Work-
    Carl & James-"And the air is just right for drinking"

    -National Lampoons Christmas Vacation-
    Clark Grizwold-"No one is walking out on this fun old fashion Christmas,oh no. We're gonna press on and we're going to have the hap hap happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin K. And when santa squeezes his wide fat ass down that chiminy tonight he's going to find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

    -Stark Trek II-
    James T. Kirk- "KHAAAAAAAAAAN"

    -American Pie-
    Steven Stifler-"Vickie,Jessica glad you could make it.(turns away) ha ha bitches....."

    -Night of the Living Dead-
    some redneck-"What in the name of Jupiters balls are you doing here?"

    -Cobra-
    Cobra-"Your the disease and i'm the cure"
    No president puts joy in my life, but Van Halen puts joy in my ears.

    Never pet a burning dog.

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    -Planes Trains and Automobiles-

    Del Griffith: "About as exciting as playing pick up sticks with our butt cheeks."

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    Roll Call: O.K., who else here thinks of a topless Phoebe Cates every time you hear The Cars song, "Moving In Stereo"?! [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    Originally posted by FH:
    Brad (Judge Reinhold) Hamilton, Fast Times at Ridgemont High :

    "Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?!?"

    [ October 23, 2002, 09:32 AM: Message edited by: Joe5150 ]

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    Eruption
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    Originally posted by xaminer:
    One of my favorite lines from Pulp Fiction:

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
    That's like, the Bible & stuff.. uhhhh huhuhuhuh
    Plstrcast everywhere else, Smudge NYC here.. so kiss my arse!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/smudgenyc" target="_blank">http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/smudgenyc</a>

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    Watch the hair!!!
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    Tony Manero (John Travolta) in "Saturday Night Fever."


    "Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and he hit it...he hits my hair."

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    "Seems the old folks who come up short were the pretty little kids who didn't want it, no." - Van Halen (1979)

    "Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall." - Confucius

    "The possibility that we may fail in the struggle should not deter us from supporting a cause we believe to be just." - Abraham Lincoln

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    From the Rock:
    Nicolas Cage: I'll try my best
    Sean Connery: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
    Cage: Carla was the prom queen.

    The Naked Gun

    coat check guy to Lt. Frank Dreben: Your coat sir?
    Frank Dreben: Yes it is and I have the reciept to prove it.

    Monty Python...Holy Grail
    King to nerdy son (gesturing towards window overlooking his kingdom): some day, all this will be yours
    nerdy son: what, the curtains?

    The Pink Panther's Revenge
    "does your dog bite sir?
    "no"
    (dude reaches down to pet dog and is promptly bitten)
    "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite"
    "yes, but this is not my dog"

    [ October 23, 2002, 09:55 AM: Message edited by: Aquatic Punk ]
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
    -Lewis Tully in Ghostbusters

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    "National Lampoon's Vacation":

    Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase): I think you're all f**ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f**king fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f**king fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our g*ddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're a**holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Sh*t!

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    There's Something About Mary

    Chris Elliott (on being married and having kids): "Every day is better than the next".
    "Life sucks...get a fucking helmet!" - Denis Leary<br /><br />"Here's how I come up with my song titles...say you write a song about a chandelier...the chandelier puts out light...the light is red...red is the color you're not supposed to wear around a bull...so you call the song "Cow". - Billy Corgan

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    Something about Mary:

    "I thought you said she was a sparkplug?"
    "No I said 'buttplug'...she's hanus!"
    and:
    "Step into my office!"
    "Why?"
    "Cause you're fuckin' fired!"
    The rumor: W.D.F.A-We Don't Fuck Around.<br />The truth: W.D.F.A-We Disregard Fans Abundently

 

 

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