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    In my best Captain Kirk, er, William Shatner-Priceline-voice... "This is gonna be big, REALLY BIG!" just like Britney's.... well, you know!

    So without further ado, let's get this E.B.A.S. thread goin'!!!!!

    Current members are DIF (co-founder whether he likes it or not! ), Jeff5150, Aquatic Punk, Josh, Mark VH, Wolfie3... WesIsOnFire and Seenbad are "closet" members, but they'll don the tag once the lack of VH news, and relative boredom set in!

    So it looks like the Eat Britney And Smile* group has reached a "critical mass" not unlike a certain someone's bra size!




    *Disclaimer: This thread and group is in no way intended as a serious rival to either EUAS or UFF. If anyone thinks this thread or EBAS is even remotely serious, you dried up beef jerky strips need to get a life! And if this thread actually manages to pass 100 replies, I'll be surprised as hell, and it will only go to show what 10 months without VH news will do to Netizens worldwide!!! Also, I've extended an invite to the Army's resident beef jerky strip, HARDKNOCKZ, if he ever shows up.... And finally, for your own good and protection, and for that of other Linkers, please try not to use the E.B.A.S. tag outside this thread... it will save all of us tons of embarrassment and humiliation!!! LOL

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    [This message has been edited by conmee (edited July 23, 2000 at 11:41 PM).]

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    conmee, you are one sick bastard.....I love it.

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    "Well guess who's back in circulation"

    Eat Us and Smile

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    If her eyes were any farther apart, she'd be a fish.

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    I've never looked at her eyes, to be honest with ya.....

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    "Well guess who's back in circulation"

    Eat Us and Smile

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    True Brett, but it's her "lungs" that set her apart from the rest of her aquatic brethren and sistren.



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    Eat Us And Smile!!!!

    "Layin' the cut straight sittin' on my ass, gettin' my drink on and my snack on, chillin' wit a flat spliff..."

    "I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

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    Hey no Britney bashing on this thread eh.
    just eat britney and smile

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    Donor

    I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say anything at all.

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    CHRISTINA !!!!!! hey guys good luck with your thread actually maybe ill get a few members of BONE .CHRISTINA. AND. GRIN. to start a thread ..actually right now im the only member..but...well at least maybe i can stop in here and rile things up a little...all in good fun of course...

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    Glenn wants me to put ELSAS in my sig. but I ain't doing it 'til I know what it means ................

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    BCAG has a nice ring to it, for being dedicated to a talentless crack ho'!!!! No worries tho', E.B.A.S. is an equal opportunity waste of time that anyone can join!!!!!

    As for ELSAS, what's that... Eat Lottsa Spaghetti and Smile????


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    Eat Us And Smile!!!!

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    "I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jonathan:
    Glenn wants me to put ELSAS in my sig. but I ain't doing it 'til I know what it means ................<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, you might tick off our resident 18 year old Synth wiz if you do that!


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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lead Synth:
    I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say anything at all.

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    Ditto



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    Quite honestly, it was MightyVanHalen (the man, not the band) that is truly the inspiration for this thread....

    Thanks for another great Britney link, MVH!!!



    I know this thread is cheesy as a bag of Cheetos, but it's all in good fun LS and Angel!!!




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    Eat Us And Smile!!!!

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    "I'm so happy, 'cuz today I found my friends, they're in my head..."

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    Can I get A "Hell Yeah"?!


    E.B.A.S. for life!!

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    Hell Yeah...need more pictures....
    Although...as of late, I have noticed that my number of Van Halen related posts have been decreasing...all my posts lately are aboot Metallica and Britney Spears and college....seems like I am losing interest (nah). I'll just listen to BOV1 and let the situation take care of itself.

 

 

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