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  1. #1
    Atomic Punk Wolfman's Avatar
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    #10
    I admire your strength,
    I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best,
    is getting you drunk.

    #9
    Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

    #8
    I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

    #7
    This feels so good,
    it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    #6
    You're a woman of style,
    you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking,
    your big-round-fat ass.

    #5
    Before I met you,
    my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled...
    SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

    #4
    Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . .
    but so's your ass.

    #3
    You're a honey. . .
    and you're a cutie
    I just wished
    you had J-Lo's "booty".

    #2
    I don't wanna be sappy
    or silly
    or corny
    So, right to the point,
    let's do it,
    I'm horny!

    #1
    If you think that hickey
    looks like a blister
    You should check out the one
    that I gave to your sister!



  2. #2
    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    omg those are FU-NEE!!

    My favorite..

    #6
    You're a woman of style,
    you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking,
    your big-round-fat ass. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Baluchitherium Lead Synth's Avatar
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    Donor

    I like:

    Before I met you,
    my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled...
    SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
    www.mayakuper.com

    "VH rocked Staples like a foot rocks grapes in Naples." - mistere

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    Baluchitherium JWS_5150's Avatar
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    LOL - Wolfman, those are GREAT.
    I'm one of those crazies on your block.

    writing

  5. #5
    Baluchitherium
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    those are funny.
    i could use a samich right now.

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    I see theres a bit of a badboy in ya

    I thought this one you might find to be more of a romantic type/as you

    All I want is you
    Deep inside me
    With my legs
    Wrapped around you.
    You're like a fever
    In my heart
    In my soul
    Running through my blood
    To the center
    Of my core…
    And all I want is you

    Only you,
    To thrill me
    To chill me
    To make me
    To break me
    To fill me up and shake me
    You're in my mind
    In my thoughts
    All around me
    In my dreams
    In my eyes
    In my smile…
    And all I want is you.

    I can smell you,
    Your scent…
    It stays with me.
    I can feel your lips,
    Your hands,
    Caressing and arousing
    Stroking and teasing
    Vivid images I can't shake.
    And all I want is you.

    I'm moist and I'm hot.
    My desire like a fever,
    In my own private thoughts.
    Your taste, your smell, your essence,
    Burns through me, around me,
    Filling me up,
    Until…
    All I want is you.

    Happy Valentines Day
    In Love ....

    [ January 28, 2002 at 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Tracy ]</p>

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    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    GEEZ! Do me. Whewee.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Baluchitherium
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    GEEZ! Do me. Whewee.

  9. #9
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    Originally posted by Tracy:
    I see theres a bit of a badboy in ya

    I thought this one you might find to be more of a romantic type/as you

    All I want is you
    Deep inside me
    With my legs
    Wrapped around you.
    You're like a fever
    In my heart
    In my soul
    Running through my blood
    To the center
    Of my core…
    And all I want is you

    Only you,
    To thrill me
    To chill me
    To make me
    To break me
    To fill me up and shake me
    You're in my mind
    In my thoughts
    All around me
    In my dreams
    In my eyes
    In my smile…
    And all I want is you.

    I can smell you,
    Your scent…
    It stays with me.
    I can feel your lips,
    Your hands,
    Caressing and arousing
    Stroking and teasing
    Vivid images I can't shake.
    And all I want is you.

    I'm moist and I'm hot.
    My desire like a fever,
    In my own private thoughts.
    Your taste, your smell, your essence,
    Burns through me, around me,
    Filling me up,
    Until…
    All I want is you.

    Happy Valentines Day
    In Love ....

    [ January 28, 2002 at 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Tracy ]
    That's disgusting [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    My Band
    Baluchitherium

  10. #10
    Atomic Punk Wolfman's Avatar
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    Yowza.

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    In love?? With WHO? (WHOM?)

    I just like the word 'samich' myself...lol

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    hehe
    ..she got a rainbow that touches her shoulder....

 

 

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