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    Glad to see my tax dollars didn't go toward this..

    Funniest Joke ?

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    it's an oldie.....but a goodie... [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    I saw that today on CNN.com... it was pretty funny "Bang!" ha ha ha.. I'm laughing at it again [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    [ October 03, 2002, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: el_jalepeno ]

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    That was

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    That was funny, but the world's funniest?!? [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
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    Yeah, the country that gave us Monty Python thinks this is the world's funniest. Not even in the top 10.
    "I'm the opposite of Bill Cosby. Diamond Dave always gets your approval." (DLR)

    "Kids, just say NO to marriage". (Al Bundy)

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    Not bad.
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    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    terrible.
    Light em' up!!!

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    I thought "The Worlds Funniest Joke" was told by the British Troops to the Germans in WWI (from Monty Python's Flying Circus)

    "My dog has no nose"

    "How does he smell?"

    "Awful"

    Then all the Germans fell out of trees and collapsed from laughter, anyone remember this?
    Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." <br />- Jimi Hendrix

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    Yeah, remember the Germans were working on a counter-joke but the War ended before they could deploy it. Classic stuff from those looney Englishmen.

    "I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam."
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    On radio here yesterday we had a few people ringing up with 'their' worlds funniest joke.

    This one was ajudged best of the lot:

    A young Indian brave steps into the tribe witchdoctors teepee

    He asks, 'excuse my ignorance Mr.Witchdoctor, but I must know - how do you come up with the names for our children??'

    The witchdoctor says 'Well, my young brave, when I hear of the brith of a child in our tribe, I look out the flap in my teepee and whatever first takes my eye, I name the child. Be it running water, running bear, singing bird etc etc'

    'So, why do you ask me this question, two dogs fucking?'


    [ October 04, 2002, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Goo ]
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