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    Good Enough Vince G.'s Avatar
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    One hand on wheel,one hand on horn:
    > CHICAGO.

    One hand on wheel,middle finger out window:
    > NEW YORK.

    One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes
    of traffic:
    > NEW JERSEY.

    One hand on wheel,one hand on newspaper,foot solidly on accelerator:
    > BOSTON.

    One hand on wheel,one hand on nonfat,double decaf cappuccino,
    cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
    > LOS ANGELES.

    Both hands on wheel,eyes shut,both feet on brake,quivering in terror:
    > OHIO, but driving in NEW YORK.

    Both hands in air, gesturing,both feet on accelerator,head turned to
    talk to someone in back seat:
    > ITALY.

    One hand on 12 oz. double-shot latte, one knee on wheel,
    cradling cell phone,foot on brake,mind on radio game,
    banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:
    > SEATTLE.

    One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
    feet on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's
    bag out the window:
    > TEXAS.

    Four-wheel-drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
    beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
    > OKLAHOMA.

    Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
    driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker
    on:
    > FLORIDA.
    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

    "This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen. ."

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    -George Carlin 1937 - 2008

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    carpe damn diem billy007's Avatar
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    "One foot on the brake, and one on the gas..." - Sammy Hagar

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    Romeo Delight
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    uh?....Humans Being?(tough question)
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    Originally posted by billy007:
    "One foot on the brake, and one on the gas..." - Sammy Hagar
    DENVER!!!

    I've Drove in Chicago last summer, that was a rush. Thank God there wasn't any cops around. That was different for me considering I go about 5 miles in the morning to go to work and I'll maybe see one other car.

 

 

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