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    1. It is important to find a MAN that cooks and cleans

    2. It is important to find a MAN that makes good money

    3. It is important to find a MAN that likes to have sex (and is good at it)

    4. It is important that these three MEN never meet
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    Ha ha, good one.

    Hmmmm....

    1. It is important to find a woman who loves to cook and clean and watch sports, and will shut up

    2. It is important to find a woman who loves to work out and stay in shape, but would hate to see you lose those cute little rolls

    3. It is important to find a woman who loves sex, and will, um, well, okay, let's just say "gulp"

    4. It is CRITICAL that you stay asleep, cause that shit just don't exist outside of dreams

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    Originally posted by Incredible Edible Dude:
    Ha ha, good one.

    Hmmmm....

    1. It is important to find a woman who will shut up

    2. It is important to find a woman who will shut up

    3. It is important to find a woman who will shut up

    4. It is important to find a woman who will shut up
    I could not agree with you more, IED. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    CHICKS RULE!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

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    Not even.

    Ass spanking, blowjobs, and beer drinking are really all that are entirely necessary. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Not even.

    Ass spanking, blowjobs, and beer drinking are really all that are entirely necessary. [img]smile.gif[/img]
    Smack dat ass, right seen?
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    nnnnyou jus' GOTS TA SMAK IT!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by seenbad:
    Not even.

    Ass spanking, blowjobs, and beer drinking are really all that are entirely necessary. [img]smile.gif[/img]
    what about her going to buy some twinkies and pornos? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by JMJ:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by seenbad:
    Not even.

    Ass spanking, blowjobs, and beer drinking are really all that are entirely necessary. [img]smile.gif[/img]
    what about her going to buy some twinkies and pornos? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    JMJ
    </font>[/QUOTE]I have a delivery service for that. [img]graemlins/sssh.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    CHICKS RULE!!!! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    Can't eat just one, eh VHL??

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    1. It is important to find a MAN that cooks and cleans

    2. It is important to find a MAN that makes good money

    3. It is important to find a MAN that likes to have sex (and is good at it)

    4. It is important that these three MEN never meet

    5. It is important to have a HOT, BI chick fuck pal when needed.
    I like # 5 [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    But Paul usually women want women because the men in their lives just dont know how to "reach" them.
    Who needs a WOman when you got the WUFFman!

    [ August 08, 2002, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Fabulous Shadow aka VHL ]
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    What did Roth say :

    "Party's all night and turns into a pizza at 3 "

    You guys are cracking me up with this one !! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:

    Who needs a WOman when you got the WUFFman!
    Would ya'll get a room for Christ sakes! Good God. We get it already. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Out.
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