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    Try a copper staple!!! Not one of the paper staples mind you, I mean a huge copper staple. This kind they use for big boxes! Found it in a meatball while eating my meatball sandwich. I didn't bite into the mofo but imagine if i had! [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    I've also found little pebbles in my rice before.

    Let's see if anyone can Top(pun) that. [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

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    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    We must buy the same rice...

    I had an embryo in an egg a couple times. uke:
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    A big chunk of hair and lint in my soup. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    A ladybug in my salad.
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    The local newspaper where I'm from ran a true story a couple of weeks ago about a fucking LIZARD HEAD! in some frozen eggplant & tomato pasta. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    I've found a small, round rubber fitting (presumably from machinery) inside a container of Lloyd's Barbecue Beef.
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    Top Of The World
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    I had a bee in a raspberry shake... I was like, what's this crunchy thing in my shake? spit it out and there was a small bee... Took it to the ice cream shop I bought it from and they apologized and gave me a coupon for a free shake...

    I am not allergic to bees, so, I wasn't too freaked out...

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    Way back when I was in college, I went to open a can of my favourite beverage and as I took a drink I felt something go into my mouth that wasn't soda - was near the bathroom so went in and spit it out - was some kind of bug. Yeck.

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    I had a fly in my cheesefries once.

    Didn't eat it.

    When I went back another day, I told him about it and he gave me free cheesefries.
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    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    A bloody band-aid in scrambled eggs... must have fallen off the chef's finger.

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    Originally posted by Guitar Shark:
    A bloody band-aid in scrambled eggs... must have fallen off the chef's finger.
    DING DING!

    We have a winner. That's NASTY!

    Couldn't you have like.....sued him or something?
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    The Boston Red Sox (1907-present) - Proof

    The Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets whatever you want to call them, have NEVER displayed "SOX" anywhere on their caps, jerseys, or merchandise, therefore they shouldn't be referred to as such. However, the White Sox have used "SOX" since 1912.

    The SOX are in Chicago...we just allow the Pilgrims/Americans/Somersets to use the name.

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    XTC man! homeunit's Avatar
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    Buckshot in a moose roast. I had it when I was a kid, I guess my dad's hunting buddies forgot to tell him NOT to shoot a moose with a shotgun!
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    I found a quality control card (!!) inside a piece of battered fish! Apparantly this batch of fish passed QC, although I'd tend to disagree [img]smile.gif[/img]

    So I took it back to the shop, and they gave me 2 giant bags of battered prawns :mysilencecanbebought: [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

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    hmmm... other than the routine glass in a salad, I've never had much bad luck with food, thank God. considering how much I like food. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    Funny thing from my teen days though - I was in the process of stealing a few handfuls of Tostitos (remember those lame Dorito ripoffs? )one night, and I looked in the bag and freaked out looking at this LUMP in there.
    Was it a spider's nest? or was it what it looked like to me: a big sandy cat nugget from a litter box? [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    Couple years later I figured out it was just a clump of the flavoring powder [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] , but I never touched that damn brand again after that. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

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    A friend of mine put his ceramic eye in my mashed potatoes and gravy the first night I met him.

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