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    You're out drinking and the more you drink the better the gal looks. You're in a bar and these 6 willing choices are available for a one-night stand and are in order of hotness (well, some of them anyway!). Where do you draw the line?

    #1 Britney

    #2 Christina Aguilera

    #3 Pamela Anderson

    #4 Anna Nicole (on the left I think)


    #5 Sandra Bernhardt

    #6 Janet Reno

    [ November 22, 2002, 05:25 AM: Message edited by: FH ]

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    Right below #3 Pamela Anderson. Anna Nicole has really become a heifer. BUT she has a lot of money. Now who would marry someone just for their money? Nope, the line stops below Pam.
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    I'll stop above Pam... maybe above Christina (depends if she has that horrible makeup painted all over her face and her hair is all afroed out).

    On second though, the line definitely stops after Britney... I've heard of where Christina has been, and I'm afraid I don't have "flava".
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    Bunch of liars, you are [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    Beer goggles will draw the line AFTER #5.

    Stop fucking lying, y'all. NONE of you turn that down after a 6 pack. You KNOW you've done uglier than Sandra.

    But by the time the goggles are thick enough to make Reno look good, I'd be passed out, thank God.

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    flip-flop 4 and 5. i've always been oddly intrigued by Sandra. i wouldn't give Anna Nicole the time of day, money or not. too much woman for me...right now, i'm into the scrawny Christina look...must be a phase...
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    Originally posted by Incredible Edible Dude:
    Bunch of liars, you are [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    Beer goggles will draw the line AFTER #5.

    Stop fucking lying, y'all. NONE of you turn that down after a 6 pack. You KNOW you've done uglier than Sandra.

    But by the time the goggles are thick enough to make Reno look good, I'd be passed out, thank God.
    No way, dude... I don't want hepatitis.
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    Originally posted by Incredible Edible Dude:
    Bunch of liars, you are [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

    Beer goggles will draw the line AFTER #5.

    Stop fucking lying, y'all. NONE of you turn that down after a 6 pack. You KNOW you've done uglier than Sandra.

    But by the time the goggles are thick enough to make Reno look good, I'd be passed out, thank God.
    You are correct !! That would be my answer.

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    Originally posted by Dr. Love:
    No way, dude... I don't want hepatitis.
    Well, yeah.

    Didn't necessarily take that into account. I'd assume you'd want to use a rubber on any of these ho's. Who know's where Justin's been

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    no amount of alcohol would make me want to engage in any physical activity with Sandra Bernhart...I would stop after anna nicole
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    Tell ol' Anna 100$ a stroke and after about an hour you would be set for life!!! [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

    [ November 22, 2002, 09:18 AM: Message edited by: Executionor ]
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    I'm agreeing with Punk. I'll stop after Anna Nicole.
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    Originally posted by Incredible Edible Dude:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dr. Love:
    No way, dude... I don't want hepatitis.
    Well, yeah.

    Didn't necessarily take that into account. I'd assume you'd want to use a rubber on any of these ho's. Who know's where Justin's been
    </font>[/QUOTE]yeah, Pam's been with practically half of Hollywood...i still don't know if i could follow Scott Baio, and she was dating him years ago...
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    I'd stop after #2 if you flip-flopped 2 and 3. I don't really care for Christina Augilera. After having a 6-pack, I'd probably dislike her more.
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    There are a LOT of liars in this thread

    I'd LOVE to go poking around your college exploits, guys. You are all SO full of shit!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    #1 i didn't go to college.

    #2 i'm so shallow, i don't even talk to fat girls...
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