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    You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

    now that is just nasty!!!!

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    4 kids strapped to car; driver arrested

    Last updated: May 8, 2012

    FORT WAYNE Police have charged a man accused of driving three blocks with four young children strapped to the hood of his vehicle with driving while intoxicated and neglect of a dependent.

    Fort Wayne police were called about 5:30 p.m. Monday after someone saw a man and woman strap four children to the hood of a car in the parking lot of a liquor store at 2116 Fairfield Ave. and then drive away, according to a statement from police spokesman John Chambers.

    The children were 4, 5, 6 and 7 years old.

    ~~8 U.S.C. 1182(f)~~

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    You kept staring at the orange juice carton because it said 'CONCENTRATE'.
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    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rover View Post
    4 kids strapped to car; driver arrested

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    FORT WAYNE Police have charged a man accused of driving three blocks with four young children strapped to the hood of his vehicle with driving while intoxicated and neglect of a dependent.

    Fort Wayne police were called about 5:30 p.m. Monday after someone saw a man and woman strap four children to the hood of a car in the parking lot of a liquor store at 2116 Fairfield Ave. and then drive away, according to a statement from police spokesman John Chambers.

    The children were 4, 5, 6 and 7 years old.
    I swear, some days I think we need to go back to public hangings. Is the rest of the world this stupid or does America hold the undisputed claim?
    Taylor Swift is nice to look at. Adele can sing.

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    Is the rest of the world this stupid or does America hold the undisputed claim?
    Watch an episode or two of Hardcore Pawn, followed by a couple of 20 most shocking "fill in the blank".

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    If you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

    Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

    Cinco de Cabo @ Foxwoods: "A giant party with live music" - S. Hagar

    got tequila?

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    If your cousin is your sister

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    Holy 11 year old thread bump Batman! Was 01 when theses jokes started, can't remember.
    Dealing with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rchop84 View Post
    Holy 11 year old thread bump Batman! Was 01 when theses jokes started, can't remember.
    The same year foxworthy hit his peak in popularity. I havent seen him do anything worth mentioning in the 11 years since then (thank god)
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    Texanna???

    Are you fucking kidding me?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Dreidel View Post
    Is the rest of the world this stupid or does America hold the undisputed claim?

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    Texanna???

    Are you fucking kidding me?!

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