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    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.

    Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

    I replied, "I'm late for work."

    "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

    The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum stretcher DO?"

    I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

    The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

    I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

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    EVH FAN will be here all week! It's a two drink minimum here at the links. Try the fish, it's not bad. Is this mic on?

    I'll throw this over to the non, on account they love it when I do that. Out.
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    You're a dick for putting ian on "ignore" DIF

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    lol, be sure to tip your waitress...

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    Originally posted by laner:
    lol, be sure to tip your waitress...
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] laner knows the gig. Out.
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    You're a dick for putting ian on "ignore" DIF

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    track 5 and laner, just out of curiosity what the hell is a Baluchitherium and how many posts do you need to become one?

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    Originally posted by ericgtr:
    track 5 and laner, just out of curiosity what the hell is a Baluchitherium and how many posts do you need to become one?
    It's the largest dinosaur or something like that. Val named that tune on Balance.

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ericgtr:
    track 5 and laner, just out of curiosity what the hell is a Baluchitherium and how many posts do you need to become one?
    It's the largest dinosaur or something like that. Val named that tune on Balance.</font>[/QUOTE]Shame on me for not knowing that. What the hell kind of VH fan am I anyway [img]graemlins/yell.gif[/img]

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    Somebody gimma a "HELL YEAH!!"

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    Originally posted by cyberfiddl:
    Somebody gimma a "HELL YEAH!!"
    HELL YEA [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

 

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