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    IF ANY OF THE LAWYERS CAN CONTACT ME I HAVE A CASE TO GO OVER WITH YOU.

    SATURDAY MORNING I WENT TO THE DENTIST AND WHEN I WOKE UP FROM THE GAS MY PANTS WERE UNBUTTONED.

    I FEEL I HAVE A STRONG CASE FOR A LAWSUIT

    HE HAS NO RIGHT TO UNBUTTON MY PANTS WHILE I'M UNDER SEDATION.

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    Was that Dr. Dick Holder?
    or
    Dr. Peter Swallows?

    Was that a true story dude? If so, Sent your Undies to the lab for testing. You just might be a rich man someday.
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    Is an internet message board the place to seek legal advice???

    How about going to a lawyers office near you and speaking face to face with someone so you can personally view their credentials???

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    7134- You might get sued yourself for plagiarism. Being how that story came from a Seinfeld episode. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by 7134:
    ...AND WHEN I WOKE UP FROM THE GAS MY PANTS WERE UNBUTTONED.
    Heh that's the norm around my house after thanksgiving dinner

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    Originally posted by rrussou812:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 7134:
    ...AND WHEN I WOKE UP FROM THE GAS MY PANTS WERE UNBUTTONED.
    Heh that's the norm around my house after thanksgiving dinner </font>[/QUOTE]LMFAO!

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    Originally posted by Ou812max:
    7134- You might get sued yourself for plagiarism. Being how that story came from a Seinfeld episode. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Max I think that is a skit from a couple of comedians known as The Jerky Boys. I have two of their tapes because a guy at work introduced me to them in the mid-nineties.

    They even made a movie. Ozzy Osbourne had a part in the flick. I can't recall the name. Believe me, it wasn't Acamedy Award material.

    But, shit it made/makes me laugh.

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    This seems more of a flatulence issue. Perhaps if you'd cut back on gas-causing foods these things wouldn't happen.

    I mean, it's obvious your pants filled to the bursting point with intestinal gas, at which point they escaped and partially asphyxiated both you and the dentist until his assistant noticed and cracked a door or window to allow air flow. As she works for the dentist, she pulled him out of the room first, leaving you to revive alone with your pants exploded.

    Seems plausable to me.
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    Why you bitching anyway? Here in Dallas, we have to pay EXTRA for that kind of service

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ou812max:
    7134- You might get sued yourself for plagiarism. Being how that story came from a Seinfeld episode. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    Max I think that is a skit from a couple of comedians known as The Jerky Boys. I have two of their tapes because a guy at work introduced me to them in the mid-nineties.

    They even made a movie. Ozzy Osbourne had a part in the flick. I can't recall the name. Believe me, it wasn't Acamedy Award material.

    But, shit it made/makes me laugh.
    </font>[/QUOTE]See you with my toolbox, fuckface! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC:
    Max I think that is a skit from a couple of comedians known as The Jerky Boys. I have two of their tapes because a guy at work introduced me to them in the mid-nineties.
    The Jerky Boys did it as well? I did not know that. I have a couple of their tapes also and they are funnier than hell. But there also was a Seinfeld episode where it happens to Jerry, or at least he thinks it did. Here's another for you................

    Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Pee Wee Herman?
    A: It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off!!!
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    Originally posted by Ou812max:
    Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Pee Wee Herman?
    A: It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off!!!
    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by cyberfiddl:
    See you with my toolbox, fuckface! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    OK, rubberneck! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

 

 

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