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    Why are men so freakin complicated? Any ideas?
    Naughty Boy! Go to my room!

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    If you find the right one, he won't be complicated.

    The only man that is worth crying over will never make you cry. (words of wisdom by DG) [img]smile.gif[/img]
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    And women aren't???
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    I hear ya. I've about had it with men too. But the only other options are women or abstinence.

    So I guess I'll keep trying.....

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by FORD:
    And women aren't??? <hr></blockquote>

    Oh, we can be but men are just so....UGGGGhhhhhh!
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    If you look up the word "complicated" in the dictionary, you will notice the smiling female next to the word.
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    If you look up the word Assho...Nevermind...
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    Me-?
    Complicated.?
    I don't even have a dictionary with me!

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    At least we don't pull the ol' "listen to what I mean, not what I say" crap. Men are pretty straight-forward. Unless they are "playas" (I'm a little light on the lingo! [img]smile.gif[/img] )or are a bit mischevious. IMHO women are MUCH more complicated.
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    listen to what I mean not what I say...
    Men are more..Listen to me, even though even I dont know what I'm saying!
    Naughty Boy! Go to my room!

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    I love when women ask this, "Does this dress make me look fat?" What the hell kind of a response does a woman expect?? "No your ass does??" I mean come on, women are masters at baiting men into feeding them stupid compliments. (Ha, master....baiting...lol [img]smile.gif[/img] ) I hate it when my wife does that!

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by VHLGGBGirlieThing:
    Why are men so freakin complicated? Any ideas?<hr></blockquote>

    Men are not complicated at all. In fact, we are VERY simple and easy to figure out. Women give us men far more intelligence and supernatural powers than we actually have (such as mind-reading). All we want is a beer, a remote, and a warm place to park our bodies and an organ once in a while. Quit trying to look any deeper into it...there is nothing there. There never has been, and there never will be. If anything, the only thing complicated about men is the situations that women throw them in.

    In my HUMBLE opinion.



    [ December 07, 2001 at 03:47 PM: Message edited by: tripoutski ]</p>

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    I hear you VHLGGB - I tend to prefer women to men 100 to 0 myself.

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    <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by VHLGGB:
    Why are men so freakin complicated? Any ideas? <hr></blockquote>

    Simply put, our brains are larger.

    Like DG said, "The only man that is worth crying over will never make you cry."

    Diamnodsgirl is so smart it's not funny.

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