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    Eruption
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    I wrote a short story once!

    Here it goes, everyone needs to read this one!
    Even now an asshole is afoot.
    Are you smart enough to get who it is
    right now?
    Do we need some clues?

    Very often certain people just can't help
    acting like douche bags, but also
    very often they are just angry with themselves for
    having gay tendencies!

    Such people can go around breaking balls
    until someone else, just a bit more obnoxious
    comes along and
    kicks them in their jimmy!
    Sometimes, in their own reality, they think they're right!

    Have a clue?
    or do you need more?
    Really, I'll be very
    surprised if you don't get this!
    Even a dumbass like this person should get it!

    Consequently, while people like this asshole are
    often looked up to, they tend to think themselves as
    cool people, but in reality they are assholes, never
    kind to anyone!

    Just because this stupid fuck
    is still breathing air that should be reserved for even the likes of Frank
    Zappa, he thinks this makes him intelligent.

    For now, he is probably
    rolling around in shit, sucking someone's balls
    off, and loving it! He probably thinks this
    makes him a better person.

    He probably thinks that harassing other people
    is okay, while he never would think that
    someone might actually put him in his place!

    Maybe by now you might see who I'm speaking
    of? It's no secret, this guy is a
    mother fucking asshole. If you fuck with people enough you
    should expect it back!

    Please don't even freaking say you don't
    understand why this story was written!
    Sometimes people just need a good
    stomping. I, among others, think it's time!
    You hopefully guessed the ass fucks name!

    If you didn't read it again!
    Merry Christmas!

    [ December 24, 2001 at 10:46 PM: Message edited by: Pumpkinhead ] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    [ December 24, 2001 at 10:47 PM: Message edited by: Pumpkinhead ]</p>
    The Pumpkinhead!

    "After three decades you still don't get the fact that VH the band was greater than the sum of all of its parts -- and those parts fit perfectly together, especially in the CVH lineup." - Delighted Romeo, Hit the nail right on the God Damn Head!!!

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    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    Donor

    Pfft. That didnt even rhyme! (just playin with ya)


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    Eruption
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    Well, if you read it like you're reading Chineese, you just might get it!
    The Pumpkinhead!

    "After three decades you still don't get the fact that VH the band was greater than the sum of all of its parts -- and those parts fit perfectly together, especially in the CVH lineup." - Delighted Romeo, Hit the nail right on the God Damn Head!!!

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    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
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    12.11.17 @ 05:34 PM
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    Yeh, well even abusing people via clever poem thingys won't fly here..

    Closing this, Take it to email etc etc etc
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

 

 

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