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    The Kennebunkport Hillbilly (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)

    Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
    His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
    He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
    But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
    DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

    Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
    He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
    He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
    And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
    Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

    The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
    Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
    Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
    We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
    Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

    Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
    He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
    He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
    So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
    Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

    Come November 7, the election ran late.
    Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
    "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
    So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
    Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

    Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
    Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
    "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
    And that's how George finally got his coronation.
    Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.

    The moral of the story for our grate countree (the new Bush spelling):
    Y'all keep voting now. Ya hear?

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    FORD, get a life, get over it, or get the hell out. Ordinarily this sort of thing would be funny, but coming from you, well, it's just plain annoying. You are tiresome. You are a burden; a bane to Linkers everywhere. Why don't you simply start your own website dedicated to the childish nonsense you like to litter this place with? It would spare a lot of people a lot of agony. Your hate propaganda renders you a hypocrite.

    It's gotten to the point where now people just laugh at you, not with you. You have become a parody of yourself-a whiny, snot-nosed brat who cries because he didn't get his way. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Magic Eight Ball couldn't resist here....Magic Eight Ball thinks FORD's views belong somewhere else, NOT a rock and roll message board.

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Magic Eight Ball 2001:
    FORD, get a life, get over it, or get the hell out. Ordinarily this sort of thing would be funny, but coming from you, well, it's just plain annoying.

    Why? Because I'm trying to get a laugh out of a situation that really isn't very funny at all, it's sickeningly tragic. BTW, I didn't write it, but I wish I had.

    You are tiresome. You are a burden; a bane to Linkers everywhere.

    The majority seems to disagree with you. What seems to be your REAL issue is that you can't believe I have the balls to poke fun at the fact that a complete idiot, by means of a stolen election, is about to take over the highest office in this country. No I will not shut up about Junior, and in light of some of his cabinet choices, there's a lot of people that won't either. Fucking hypocrite! "Compassionate Conservative" my ass. Uniter, not a divider? BULLSHIT! No true uniter would appoint a right wing hatemonger as attorney general, nor EPA and Interior positions to anti-environment extremists.

    Why don't you simply start your own website dedicated to the childish nonsense you like to litter this place with? It would spare a lot of people a lot of agony. Your hate propaganda renders you a hypocrite.

    Uhhh.... did you ever notice that little link down at the bottom of all my posts here? I've had my own website for some time now. And sorry to ruin your day, but I will NOT back down and let a fascist Fourth Reich destroy this country. Sorry if that inconveniences you. I backed off of Junior for a while. Even though his "election" was bullshit, I decided I would give him a chance to live up to his promises. To be the compassionate uniter he claims to be. The fact that half of his proposed cabinet hold philosophical positions and voting records straight out of the Unchristian Coalition handbook proves that Junior is the lying hypocrite I always knew he would be.

    I give him partial credit for selecting an ethnically diverse cabinet. But a hardline right winger is a hardline right winger, no matter what their racial background or gender is. Too bad his "diversity" didn't extend to his cabinet's political spectrum



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    how is this, i hope that someone shoots the CLINTON'S, just like they did VINCE FOSTER.

    this is for all the clinton lovers everywhere how come nobody tried to shoot this bastard. for crying out loud they tried to kill GERALD FORD.

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    Ignorance Ford. Really, you wasted your time on that worthless, exaggerated, and mostly false piece of crap. Radical know-nothing liberals like you make me sick. Get a life dude.

    Hail to Chief Dubya.

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    Topic Killer.

    Come on now. I can't stand Clinton either. But hey, he's going to be gone on Jan. 20th. Just as long as his ego-maniac wife doesn't win the presidency and he keeps his low-life self out of my state, I'll be happy.

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    they must die! they will never go away.

    bill clinton will be a senator, bet your ass on that.

    hillary will run for president and win.

    i hate america! these two pieces of trash were named most admirable. lying and being a whore is pretty damn admirable.
    i'm feeling much better now.

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    Would you like to shoot the President yourself, topik killer?

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    I feel a lot of love in this thread.

    Dirty, leather-encased, cat 'o' 9 tails type love. With hot sauce.


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    Kick ass! Another political thread!


    Btw that's funny stuff Goo. Out.

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    i refuse to answer that MIKEL.
    you problably got the secret service on speed dial.

    if there were no laws against murder, his ass would be dead.

    while i'm on the subject, why is the secret service protecting hillary?


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    God if you guys wanted some kind of change in washington why didnt you vote for Ralph Nadar...in opinion he was only intelligent canidate running.
    Gore's ideas are a basic regurgetaion of the Clinton Clowns...in my opinion the worst foreign policy decisions made in the history of the United States was by this administration so i for one am happy to get a change in the white house

    but seriously if you guys wanted a reformer or someone who will rebel against the status quo why didnt you vote for the only viable canidate Ralph Nadar....although i dont agree with his universal healthcare policy he really deserved the presidency more then either of those two clowns.

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    just kidding. unlike bill clinton i wouldn't kill a mentally ill person.

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    What's amazing to me is that if FORD or some like-thinking Linker (read: Bush-hater) decides to start a political thread, well, it stays up!!! As soon as someone from the opposing point of view creates a thread, it is doomed to be closed right away.

    HOW ABOUT SOME FAIR PLAY AROUND HERE???

    I am not offended by this thread in the least, but I am offended by the double standard that I feel exists over political threads here at the Links.


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    There isn't any favoritism. DIF closes the slow ones, and let's us keep 2 alive. Which ever two he feels are the best. DIF isn't exactly a leftist commie puke, either...

    [This message has been edited by MikeL (edited January 06, 2001 at 11:54 AM).]

 

 

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