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    you know my brothers, the hulkamnaiac brother recently has had some of the younger posters on www.vhforums.com instant message the great hulkamaniac brother and they want to know how to be cool. These young folks want to know what the essense of cool is and how to be the man! Now the hulkamaniac brother has ideas but right now the hulkamaniac brother wants to hear from all you hip cats out there in van halen land about what gets a person labeled as a slick, cool, m.f. kind of true grit dude brothers?

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    "How ya like me now!!!!"

    NOT COOL!!!!!

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    one piece of advice that the hulkamaniac brother gives out to the young people is to be strong and kick ass! the reason i give that tidbit of knowledge out is that if you beat your competition then you eventually rule brother. look how everyone loved the Duke and he could kick anyone's ass brother.

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    hmmmm...lets see, how to be cool...hmmm...well...Wait a minute, What the fuck do I know about being cool...

    AP's advice, don't be like AP
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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    one who drinks massive amounts of alcohol and has sex with many women?
    Light em' up!!!

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    One who can screw his neighbor's wife during a BBQ, pork the neighbor's daughter after babysitting, and upload pics of both encounters before the end of the weekend [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] That and not putting others down

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    having enough free time to post 1400 times on a message board dedicated to a band that has been living under a rock for three years definetly qualifies a guy as COOL
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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    be yourself. don't be a sheep and try to act like everyone else. that's my advice, be strong, stick to your guns, people like that get my respect pretty easily, and that's the kind of person i try to be.

    that being said, drinkin and screwin lots does wonders for your self esteem, so it can work both ways.

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    It's always struck me that the less you try to be cool, the more cool you are.
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    "So ya wanna dump out yo' trick bag.
    Ease on in a hip thang,
    But you ain't exactly sure what is hip.

    So you started to let your hair grow.
    Spent big bucks on your wardrobe.
    Somehow, ya know there's much more to the trip.

    (refrain #1)
    What is hip?
    Tell me, tell me, if you think you know.
    What is hip?
    If you're really hip,
    the question, "Will it show?"
    You're into a hip trip.
    Maybe hipper than hip.
    What is hip?
    { Trumpet solo/guitar solo }
    (refrain #1 ends)

    You became a part of a new breed.
    Been smokin' only the best weed.
    Hangin' out with the so called "Hippie set."

    Seen in all the right places.
    Seen with just the right faces.
    You should be satisfied, but it ain't quite right.

    { refrain #1 }

    Come on!

    (refrain #2)
    Hipness is. What it is!
    Hipness is. What it is!
    Hipness is. What it is!
    Sometimes hipness is, what it ain't.
    (end refrain #2)

    { guitar solo }

    You went an' found you a guru.
    In an effort to find you a new you,
    And maybe even manage to raise your conscious level.

    While you're striving to find the right road,
    There's one thing you should know,
    "What's hip today, might become passe'."

    { refrain #1 }

    { Trumpet solo }

    Think about it y'all.

    { keyboard solo }

    { refrain #2 }

    What is hip?
    Ahhhhhhhhh!
    What is hip?
    I'd like to know!
    What is hip?
    Is it in the style of your hair?
    What is hip?
    Is it in the clothes that you wear?
    What is hip?
    I'd like to know.
    What is hip?
    I'd like to know.
    What is hip?
    What is hip y'all? Hey!
    What is hip?
    Hey! Oh!
    What is hip?
    What is hip y'all?
    What is hip?
    I wanna know.
    What is hip?
    Ahhhhhhh!
    What is hip?
    I wanna know what hipness is."

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    THIS is cool

    <b>In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!</b>

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    Originally posted by sean112:
    It's always struck me that the less you try to be cool, the more cool you are.
    yeah, that about sums it up perfectly...there's nothin worse than somebody trying to hard. Part of being "cool" is not getting worked up about what people may think of you to the point that you try to act in a way that will be percieved as cool.

    best way to be "cool" is not try to be cool
    Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
    -Lewis Tully in Ghostbusters

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    Originally posted by sean112:
    It's always struck me that the less you try to be cool, the more cool you are.
    Word [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    the hulkamaniac brother got a few things that may help you understand cool and not cool brother:

    being at a britney spears concert is not cool. Being backstage in britney's dressing room with just britney is cool!

    watching television is cool. knowing every line to every star trek episdoe is not cool brother!

    listening to rap is the worst uncool tihng you can do! listening to rock and roll is like totally cool.

    "having pale white albino skin does not appear to be currently cool. having a beautiful brownly sun tanned body is totally awesome brother!

    "having body fat is uncool! being in perfect shape is cool!

    liivng life like a pilgrim is uncool brother. usuing the expression pilgrim when busting someone's chops is very cool brother!

    being a brother may be cool or uncool but using the term brother is an american pastime of coolness

    "striking out in the game of baseball is uncool. making a leaping one handed catch and then getting the throw for a double play is cool!

    getting your ass beat in anything is terribly uncool. laying the smack down is cool.

    hanging out with someone who has a 70 inch waist is not real cool. hanging out with supermodels is cool brother!

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    "PILGRIM"- "DUKE" MORRISON

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    "I'M FAT" - WEIRD AL

 

 

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