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    This was posted on the Atomic Punks message board, it was kind of funny, so I'm putting it here.

    Look at this article from a Russian web site.

    http://music.com.ua/news/rock/2002/03/20/2028.html

    They show a picture of Sam and what they think is Dave, and it's actually a picture of Ralph from the Punks. I assume this is a story on the tour, maybe if someone can translate Russian maybe it says something about how young DLR looks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

    Actually looking again, I don't think it's Russian, I don't know what it is.
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    Sammy is fat and ugly and wears stupid clothes.

    Now, that Mr. Roth on the other hand looks BETTER than he did in 1984. He hasn't changed a bit!

    Go figure...!!!!!

    LMAO!

    That's funny.

    [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    I'm glad your Russian is better than mine these days [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
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    Donor

    I gave it a try, don't know what the fuck kind of language that is. It looks kind of like the McD's menu I saw at the Istambul airport one time. Maybeb it is Turkish.
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    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]

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    LOL! What a riot!

    It's a .UA, so it's a Ukraine based website; but fucked if I know whether it's Ukrainian or not [img]smile.gif[/img] . It might well be, as Brett suggests, Russian language based; people from the Urals often speak a few languages - Russian being a common denominator.

    Ukrainian chicks make damn fine strippers too, for what it's worth.

    And they're ALL OVER Calgary and Edmonton. Hubba Hubba.

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    [ August 25, 2002, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: badkaraoke ]
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    seems like ed doesn't know who dave is either

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    It's funny to me that the all-powerful, god of all that is rock n' roll was mistaken for the frontman of a VH tribute band. Hmmm, well, I guess that is what Dave is now so they weren't completely wrong. Granted this is a foreign source and their research is obviously lacking but that is just funny to me. Instead of the 'diamond one' I guess they included 'cubic zirconian' one (no offense to Ralph intended).

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    Well here is the translation from russian! Now mind you my russian sucks and I had to have a friend translate it!
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    Van Halen without Van Halen Probably...

    Van Halen will suffice brothers Eddie and Alex impact if the project which have conceived was Sammy Hagar and David Le Roth will be realized. The matter is that both former vocalists of Van Halen are schedule to make joint tour. Sammy has told: " If it will take place, that it will be a party of all my life! ". We shall remind, that as Hagar, and the Roth became victims of ruthless authoritative board in Van Halen both brothers owning to what both forced to leave(abandon) group. David Lee Roth has left group after quarrel with one of brothers in 1985. With Sammy all was even more confusing. He has learned, that he was fired, only after six weeks as Van Halen have made this decision. Now the offended vocalists have a chance to prove to arrogant brothers as far as those were not right. To discuss in a forum ...

    That is the best I could do... but you get the gist though!

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    Originally posted by badkaraoke:

    Ukrainian chicks make damn fine strippers too, for what it's worth.
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    I've noticed that most of them are some dayum good lookers. There are a couple that work where i do, and i must reiterate Hubba Hubba! *Licking my lips*
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    Yeah. That's a Russian site. The language appears incorrectly on your computer if you do not have a Cyrillic character set.

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    According to the online translator

    Van Halen without Van Халенов

    Probably, brothers Eddi and Aleksa Van Халенов will suffice impact if the project which have conceived Сэмми Хагар and David Li Rot will be realized. The matter is that both former vocalists Van Halen plan to make joint tour.

    Сэмми has told: " If it will take place, that it will be a party of all my life! ".

    We shall Remind, that as Хагар, and the Mouth became victims of ruthless authoritative board in Van Halen both brothers owing to what both were compelled to leave(abandon) group.

    David Li Rot has left group after quarrel with one of brothers in 1985. With Сэмми all was even more confusing. It(he) has learned(found out), that is dismissed, only after six weeks as Van Халены have made this decision.

    Now at the offended vocalists is отличнейший chance to prove to arrogant brothers as far as those were not right.

    To discuss in a forum

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    HA!

    Too FUNNY!
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