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    Little Dreamer
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    How many people does it take to change a light bulb in cyberspace?...

    1 to successfully change the light bulb and 1 to post to the email list that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    53 to flame the spell checkers.

    156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

    41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

    109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.

    203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

    111 to defend the posting to this list, saying that, “We are all using light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.”

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brands of light bulb work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and to post corrected URLs.

    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

    33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add “Me Too.”

    12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

    19 to quote the “Me Too’s” to say, “Me Three.”

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

    1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

    47 to say that this is just what this list was meant for, leave it here.

    143 votes for a new list alt.lite.bulb.

    38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using vintage light bulbs.


    Sorry I'm Bored. I need NEW VH!!!!!

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    If you're that bored, then check out the Bouncy Ballonyas over in the EBAS thread... they are sure to entertain, and they never disappoint!


    Eat Britney And Smile!!!!


    conmee

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    LOL! That's SO true!

    CLASSIC, Harry!

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    Little Dreamer
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    How about Betty Humpter, Heywood Jablowme, Dick Harden (this is an actual guy at my work)...too funny.

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    LMAO!!! Dick Harden's a real person! I bet he gets slapped a lot!

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    You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


    Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
    Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

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    Imperial Fascist Overlord Down In Flames's Avatar
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    Heywood Jablowme is a personal favorite of mine.

    I'm embarrassed that I forgot to mention that one.

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    Thanks Synth .....By the way, Could you send me that Sammy book thing you had on your site? I never got to read it. I would appreciate it . You can send it to me at
    DOCVH5150@aol.com.

    See Ya!

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    Imperial Fascist Overlord Down In Flames's Avatar
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    Harry, great name.

    What about Oliver Clothesoff?

    Or Ben Dover?

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    Good Enough WesIsOnFire's Avatar
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    Or my personal favorites:

    Seymour Butts

    and

    Pat Mahighny

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    Van Halen Burning the Stage Forever!!!
    You "Can't Get This Stuff No More" with any other band!


    Having a bad day? Well VAN HALEN has been formulated to wipe those bad day blues Away!
    Hide your sheep? What about Little Bo Peep?

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    How about Jack Meihoff?

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    Ben Dover

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    doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have! "1989"

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    okay... How 'bout

    Craven Moorehead
    Phil Hachio
    Phil N. McCrevis

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    Mike Hunt

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    Baluchitherium
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    And don't forget the irish alternate lifestylers - Gerald FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzGerald

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    Can't forget Mike Rotch.

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