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    It has come to my attention that the population of Canada is in a negative growth phase at the moment. It seems this trend has the Canadian government concerned about the sustainability of taxpayer funded social programs and about Canada's economic future in general. The logic is that greater numbers of people are necessary to create a thriving, healthy, and prosperous nation. What Canada needs is rapid population growth. Ideally that population growth would come from the introduction of high quality humans into the ranks of Canadian citizenship. Intelligence and prime physical condition are the most important traits.

    To this end I offer my services.

    I will create a government subsidized corporation of one (me) who will provide the service of insemination of qualified fertile females between the ages of seventeen and twenty-two. The insemination process will be conducted old-school style - no test tubes or artifical injections, etc. I will provide this service to two breeders per day five days per week. The environment will be safe, secure, and enjoyable. I am the only one permitted and licensed to conduct this service in my region. Other qualified inseminators may be chosen for other regions by a panel of qualified recruitors.

    And on another note:

    If you get really, really turned on by a set of hot, smooth, sexy legs, does that make The Today Show pornography?

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